Assign a Hamilton character to each part in "The Cell Block Tango". Feel free to explain. :)
some of these are easier than others.
Burr is Liz, literally shooting someone because they’re annoying. I feel like that’s self-explanatory. See: Hamilton-Burr Duel. He fired a warning shot, into his hip.
John is June, hot-tempered lil’ nugget would def probably stab someone over false accusations then smugly say they “ran into my knife”.
And like, all the others involve some form of cheating husband and I just wanna say Eliza for them all. But tbh I’d probably say Eliza is Hunyak because she’s innocent. (You thought I’d say Laf, because foreign, but oh no no)
And the rest, I don’t have any solid reasons aside from they just feel right especially when thinking of their lines:
Maria is Annie (Some men just can’t handle their arsenic)
Laf is Mona (I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.)
OH! Thought of a good one. Hamilsquad pumpkin carving! What do they carve? Who's good at it? Who's terrible? Who nearly cuts a finger off? Who gets grossed out by "pumpkin guts"?
Laf tries to carve a classic scary face - and fails, the teeth are jagged, the eyes are uneven, and they almost cut theirself like fifty times. Alex’s is just a step up from that, Herc does something like the cheshire cat or some shit, and John has the most artistically gorgeous pumpkin of them all, yknow with the half-carved bullshit and everything.
But John is also the one that doesn’t want to scoop out his pumpkin guts and Hercules does it for him. ALex uses half of his to make some kind of gruesome scene, like the guts coming out of his or smt, and teh rest get turned into baked seeds and pumpkin pie.
Unsteady - X Ambassadors, Lost Boy - Ruth B(?), Non-Stop - Hamilton, Sail Away - Enya (always on the list tbh), and Wriggle - clipping.
16. would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
um. i don’t remember if the last person i kissed was joey, brandon, or b-ren. joey or brandon - definitely not, b-ren - probably tbh
20. do you like your neighbors?
i’m currently living on a mountain, we have none.
24. favorite part of your daily routine?
being asleep.
28. who are you most comfortable around?
1208 probably - they’re probably my closest friends
32. which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
jasmine cephas jones and anthony ramos in a h e a r t b e a t
36. have you ever liked someone and never told them?
ahahaha... a lot.
40. what do you want to do after high school?
well... i’m out of high school. so. doing waht i wanted - college in new york.
44. trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
i mean, i wanna say bottom of the ocean but i’m less likely to die in space probably
48. have you ever been drunk?
oh yeah
52. one thing you wish you could change about yourself?
... a lot. can’t narrow it down.
56. favorite color?
red
60. ever won a competition? for what?
um. i’ve won comps in marching band?
64. tell usthe storyof your first kiss?
church youth center. in front of the bathroom. at my friend’s sweet sixteen. not that great. kinda too wet and too dry at the same time. ultimately - i’ve had better since.
68. twitter or tumblr?
tumblr
72. how many pillows do you sleep with?
ideally, a fafillion. actually, 2 or 3.
76. what color is your underwear?
black
80. what color pants?
not wearing any
84. mean girls or 21 jump street?
mean girls, i’ve never seen 21 jump street - now, 21 chump street? that’s another story.
88. last person you talked to today?
out loud? my mom. still talking to krys tho, and will probably be the last person i talk to. <3
92. in a fight with someone?
only myself, as usual.
96. favorite actress?
phillipa soo?
100. how are you feeling?
emotionally drained. but also ridiculous levels of happy. my heart is a whirlwind but it’s worth it.
104. do you miss anyone from your past?
a few people, kind of.
108. what should you be doing?
sleeping. replying to this text. anything but this.
112. who was the last perosn you cried in front of?
my computer screen? okay, probably my mom. i try to not do the crying thing in front of people.
116. are you listening to music right now?
nope, i was watching netflix and stopped just to answer these.
120. are you afraid of the dark?
hella.
124. do you believe in love at first sight?
eh
128. would you change your name?
probably
132. who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
The Hamilsquad took the Pottermore sorting quiz one night and everyone was happy except Alex and he's the only one who thinks the sorting hat got him wrong.
because it put him in GRYFFINDOR and he’s obviously a slytherin.
alex was fuming all night.
john, a true gryffindor, tried to tell him how great th ehouse was, but alex was having none of it.
Story time: Once upon a time, Alex tried to throw Aaron a surprise birthday party but Aaron was super stressed out about getting older so he went out and got really drunk and then he comes home to people all around and Alex has a birthday cake and he's trying to light the candles but they won't light so Aaron's all, "I got this" and pulls out his gun and long story short that was the bday the cops showed up because Aaron tried to light candles with his gun.
F U CK IN G BURR T H O
this is real. this would happen. what a mess. a fuckin mess of a man.
In short, when we get mentally transported into Sims games in our sleep I expect more help from you. I cannot host the entire neighborhood's children at any given time while gender-shifting in my nightie all by myself.
@stfangofboredom I'm a bad partner in Saint's dreams apparently
History Fact (I have too many favorites to pick): The word "lesbian" derives from the Isle of Lesbos in Greece, home to the famous 600 BC poet, Sappho, who wrote erotic love poems about women, many of which have been destroyed by religious fundamentalists. Though the coined the term "lesbian" because of her, it's actually more likely that Sappho was bisexual or pansexual as she also wrote about loving men. Also Sappho is one of my all-time favorite poets. :) Now go rate my shitty blog. :P
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