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i miss the first three seasons of the magicians. the epic highs of high school football.

Vicar Max: “Say, why don’t I join you? Your crew could use a grown-up around.”

The Stranger, about a hundred years old, accompanied by literal adult Parvati: “You’re not my fucking dad, Maxwell.”

“ man girls are hard to talk to. ”

wtf did max think?? fucking did he try to crash into lewis or what?? would not surprise me??

I'm scared when pb's not dropping chapter descriptions sometimes... what if it's another hiat--

my dad gaslights so i can gatekeep and girlboss

it’s okay, i know someday i’m gonna be with you

yk he was here two weeks ago and didn’t say shit but now all of a sudden i’m in a fucking family group chat

#stfu max