Apr 13, 2017
An obscure visceral world.
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An obscure visceral world.
Me: Hey man, if you find my tooth, make sure you put it in some milk.
Friend: Alright, but what should I do if it starts growing?
Me:
Friend:
Me: It's a bone, not a fucking plant.
Rest in Peace, to the Hell filming location of Let Me In
somebody's gonna have to teach me how to tumblr all over again honestly
If it makes u feel any better, I'd date the shit out of u
Some people are boys, but they wanna be girls. Some girls wanna be boys, just be happy with your virgana. You got it already, you don't have to make a new one.
And if you have a pennis, just keep it on it! You don’t gotta cut it off
Me: -is wearing dress clothes from work orientation-
Troy: Rob why do you look like an emo kid from 2007?
Me: Troy why do you look like a bitch from 2017?
When you wake up from being totally trashed and chug a bottle of water, only to discover your dumb drunk ass filled it with Calico Jack instead.