#stfuaurora

[fckaddie]

who do you wanna take on an island with you?

@stfuaurora she’s the only person i could probably stand being on an island with for a long time.

[fckaddie]

✆✉☎⁇✿ø✘#@&%ツ$♀

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

TEXT → SWEATY: wake up alreadyTEXT → SWEATY:  i’m bored TEXT → SWEATY:  stop being a flop ass best friend gdi

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

TEXT → SWEATY: honestly i can understand why my exes might go after you, but why do you cave in and let them get into your pants? like? why do you suck at girl code so much?

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

TEXT → SWEATY: get ur shit we leaving th si bitch

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

TEXT → SWEATY: come get me ok u beter not be suk in landons dicks rn i s2 jesus hims lef

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

TEXT → SWEATY: nivea...eos...softlips...blistex...carmex..palmer’s....they’re really nice products...u should really give them a try.. for landon’s sake.........

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

TEXT → SWEATY: when we’re old and in a retirement home do you think they’ll let us have our rooms next to each other? i don’t want to fight anyone when i’m almost ninety because they said no.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

TEXT → SWEATY: why don’t you just climb onto another one of my sloppy seconds and fuck off you stupid bitch

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

TEXT → SWEATY: [image attachment] pablo’s wearing a onesie. 

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

TEXT → SWEATY: what if beau hurts me again? i honestly don’t know what i would do. i don’t know if my self esteem can handle that... is something wrong with me? 

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

TEXT → SWEATY: so it’s like national best friends day or whatever, and so i guess i’m obligated to tell you that you’re my absolute best friend and i love you a lot. literally would murder anyone that tried to hurt you, and you already know you’re my number one always. now delete this. 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

TEXT → SWEATY: is there a how it’s made on how hair straighteners are made? because these little fuckers can get so hot. i wanna watch how it’s made.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

TEXT → SWEATY: MY FIRST CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELED BC MY STUPID BITCH OF A TEACHER GOT BRONCHITIS OR SOMETHIN G IM SO HYPE 

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

TEXT → SWEATY:  no im not having a threesome with u and aurora fuck offTEXT → SWEATY:  ....not for u but why do guys wanna have a threesome with us? tf? 

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

TEXT → SWEATY: i just can’t be friends with you anymore. you make me feel shitty about myself without realizing it, and i just can’t handle it. i’m done with it. please don’t text me back.

[fthayes]

✆☎⁇ø

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

TEXT  → RORY: i saw your bare ass all over my buddy’s snap story last nightTEXT  → RORY: im actually surprised you didn’t brain yourself on that poleTEXT  → RORY: good morning.. meant to send that first btw

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

TEXT  → RORY: just lost odds n i only have 5 seconds totype n i wanted to let u know that i

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

TEXT  → RORY: tbt to when u n harlan were fake datingTEXT  → RORY: no offense but that was prety fuckin weird lmaoo this isnt gossip girl literally why id du guys do that

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

TEXT  → RORY: [voice message sent]TEXT  → RORY: if u couldnt hear that was me singing as loud as i could to wolves by 1d

[hcrlans-blog]

♠⁇ ♣✘√☢ there u go.. bith

send  ♠ for a drunk text

[text]: i forgot to eat before this patry and ive taken like ten shots nd im about to fuckin croak so i want ed to loet you know that you can have all my cds except for the slipknot one i meant to throw it out hwen i was like 12 ans i still have it just throw that one a way

send ⁇ for a worried text

[text]: look i don’t know if what i’ve heard around campus is true but you’re okay right??[text]: are you there rory??[text]: just call me when you get the chance okay i just want to check up on you

send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[text]: i love you babe night[text]: shit sorry that wasn’t meant for you[text]: but good night to u too i guess lmao

send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[text]: is there ever a time you’re not a raging bitch?? am i the only person that has to deal with the shitty side of ur glowing personality?

send √ for a long winded confessing text

[text]: it was just a kiss and i was drunk but that’s not an excuse and i don’t know how to tell you how sorry i am babe if i could go back and fix it i would but i cant so......idk what you want from me but if there’s something i can do to atone for my...several thousand sins i’m up for suggestions...

send ☢ for a desperate text

[text]: oh my god please dont kill me but i just did coke again and lux fucking LEFT me here and now my hearts beating really hard should i try to walk back or should i just focus on not dying in a dirty ass bathroom stall?? i didn’t want to go in a place where people GO

[hcrlans-blog]

can i just make u do all of them..... it could be fun :)

[hcrlans-blog]

💕

41%

The chance of a relationship working out between harlan and aurora is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You’ll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

[fckaddie]

💕

Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.

64%

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Addison Burns and Aurora Dunn has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

[fckaddie]

if you had to hook up with ONE person of the same gender at uf who would it be

hm, i’m sure people would assume i would say @stfuaurora since she’s basically my wife, but i’m going to go with @pcrspicvcious because look at her.