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[shutthefuckupotherkin]

It's my birthday! I'm turning 23!

Thank you to everyone who follows this blog, even if it's a hate-follow. I hope you all get to pet a happy dog (or other animal if you are allergic) today.

In honour of it being my birthday (and World Mental Health Day), here are some embarassing facts about yours truly:

My hands are so tiny I have to buy childrens' gloves

I actually hate Bohemian Rhapsody

I cannot, nor have I ever, been able to do Magic Eyes

If an economic concept is more complicated than 'how to make change' or 'how to calculate tax', I will probably never be able to grasp it

I cry every time I watch Toy Story 2

I've tried 5 times to read Pride and Prejudice and succeeded exactly 0 of those times

I have exactly no sense of direction

Corollary to the previous fact: I am perpetually frustrated when we study 'giving directions' in language classes (I've done it in French, Japanese, and Mohawk) because I don't even use the cardinal directions in English

I genuinely, unironically enjoy the Super Mario Brothers Movie

I was a horrible weeaboo in my early teens and had aspirations to become a mangaka

I sleep with a security blanket and no less than three stuffed animals on any given night

I fell asleep the first and second times I watched Seven Samurai

I can't dance

I have never beaten a Mario platformer

Despite having worked as a hotel maid and having worked for 4 years in food services, the only substance that makes my stomach turn is ketchup

I used to have a huge crush on Clay Aiken

Despite 9 years of French study and minor familiarity with Welsh, I cannot for the life of me perform an alveolar trill consistently

I've only seen Mean Girls once

I almost had a panic attack in a butterfly house because there were too many butterflies

Despite having done 3 years of band (in which I played trombone), I do not have any 'this one time, at band camp' stories because we literally never did any band camps

I used to find the cover art for Goosebumps books absolutely horrifying

I think pugs are ugly as sin

I did 3 years of Scouts before I realized I absolutely loathe camping

[shutthefuckupotherkin]

OKQ is gone too.

Yeah, they've been gone for about a week after some asshole mod ('Andrew') shat on a whole bunch of people, deleted the blog, and left the rest of the mod team holding the bag.

Hence my strict and unchallenged 'one mod, one blog' policy here at STFUO.

[roguesareth]

Someone was asking about this a little bit ago, and I was finally able to find the old post.

This is a list compiled off an old thread on OKA of what various angelkin remembered the angelic language being like. I think in total there were between 6-10 contributers to this, though I can't remember who they all were, and as OKA no longer exists, i can't go back and check.

Na’her (short vowel sounds, emphasis on second syllable, second syllable can be said either “her” or “hair”) *means “beloved younger sibling” (used in context, it can mean either brother or sister) Kha’shet (short vowel sounds, emphasis on second syllable) *means “beloved older sibling” (used in context, it can mean either brother or sister) E’shar (short vowel sounds, emphasis on second syllable, first syllable is said “ay”) *means “beloved twin” (used in context, it can mean either brother or sister) Khe’ne’sar’et (short vowel sounds, emphasis on both first and fourth syllables) *means “teacher-friend who is like a parent”…it’s like a person’s mentor or teacher, one who is usually older than the person addressing them with such a title La’na’pfeth (short vowel sounds, emphasis on both first and third syllables, the “p” is ALMOST silent) *means “I love/cherish/respect you” L’far (short vowel sounds, emphasis on second syllable, the “L” is said as if you were going to say “lip” but cut it off just before the vowel left your mouth) *means “beloved one”, a term of affection for a person you are especially close to (almost romantically but something more than romantically, but…eh. I don’t know how to describe that, sorry) E’neh karha na’tha-shur, a neha’ek arh’sa (short vowel sounds. Emphasis is as follows: first word (first syllable, the first syllable is said “ay”), second word (first syllable, and the “h” is silent), third word with hyphen (first and third syllables), fourth word only one syllable, fifth word (first and third syllables), sixth word (first syllable)) *I don’t know what it means…yet. But I was feeling weird, like someone was watching me, and I said it, and whatever was watching me instantly vanished. So I believe it is some sort of phrase of blessing or protection…heck, it might even be cussing, who knows. 'Ethe na shel'tan (short vowel sounds, the second “e” of the first word is said “ay”. Emphasis is as follows: first word (first syllable), second word only one syllable, third word (first syllable) *means “be my aid” or “help me”, usually is implied that this is directed at Daddy dearest Shi’i khat-‘ek (mix of vowel sounds, the first “i” is a short “i” sound whereas the next “i” is a long “e” sound, the rest of the vowels are short. Emphasis is as follows: first word (second syllable), second word with hyphen (second syllable)) *This is a very rude/pissed/stressed-out way of saying “shut up”, or more accurately “shut your foul mouth”. Ne’ether ‘sha (mix of vowel sounds, the first two “e”s are short, the last “e” is said “ay”. Emphasis is as follows: first word (second syllable), second word one syllable) *This is a quite derogatory term for an enemy, and it can mean various unsavory things depending on the situation.

Haresh Na’Rai 

Aok De’sol

Sharee Na’ai sharem

kar’e khepf- Essentially, get the fucking lead out.

Na’arshet- Beloved sibling, possibly sibling that I love but also annoys the crap out of me.

K’haremph- phrase or term for someone who you are fond of but just did something exasperating.

Sudla ka’hindae

Gi resh- a greeting, but only used between two angels on very intimate terms (like twins, or primary lovers)

Sh’ven’ta- (short vowel sounds, emphasis on second syllable) *Means “I miss/regret” or expresses a feeling of longing for a person or place.

Na’varahnta- Some sort of fond farewell

Khiphf- essentially, Fuck.

Al adee rokashi avab amet

A bit of a song:

Elemakh’ta orso’let-tay’yah meleksha Onamay-eh-tay seh-etta tay-eloo rowdow’tah elema’nanoh way-sar-ehtay tay-eloo

There are possibly a few different dialects going on here, but this is a pretty good sample of what myself and several others remember the angelic language being like.

I've also submitted this to STFUO since they are a linguits and i'd love to get a real critical analysis on this.