Hypnosis Mic Among Us Headcanons (Fling Posse)
- Fling Pussy Pussy
- Ramuda is that annoying asshole who calls an emergency meeting just to be like “I just wanted to say hiiiii!”
- HOLY FUCK PLAYING WITH RAMUDA WITH THE MIC BEING ON IS ANNOYING
- He’s that innocent looking fucking sadistic imposter who STILL somehow gets away with it most times
- When he’s found out as imposter he just goes “Boohoo! Waa! Meanies think a cutie like me is an impostow?!”
- Yes bitch you are
- ALWAYS PINK WITH FLOWERS/ANGEL HALO
- Sometimes gets irritated while playing
- “Tch... fucking stupids, fIX THE DAMN O2 ALREADY NOOBS”
- “... Oopsie! Mic was on! Sorry!” And he makes up the most random excuse and everyone somehow believes him
- Gentaro is a rat
- Never has anyone EVER seen him vent, so much so it’s basically an urban legend
- To tell the truth, fucker can’t even vent
- Never seems as sus because he’s actually memorized the tasks so he always has an alibi
- Ahem, have I mentioned that he’s a fucking professional liar?
- “I was in Admin when I saw blue venting”
- “THE HELL GENTARO?! I WASN’T EVEN NEAR ADMIN, I think”
- “No Dice, you were, and you killed Cyan”
- “N-NO I DIDN’T”
- “ Yes you did Dice, I’m pretty sure Cyan is crying over your lies right this moment”
- “He... is?”
- “Snigger”
- Sometimes he might get boastful with the lies and he gets found out
- He does get pretty upset as a soul thought, fucking bastard
- ALL HAIL THE CRACK EXPRESS BECAUSE DICE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IN HELL’S NAME HE’S DOING
- “YEEHAW THIS VENT WAS A WILD RIDE!”
- MAN DOESN’T KNOW YOU CAN MUTE THE MIC
- DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT’S THE MIC IN THE CALL?!?
- He has NEVER lost as an imposter. Except the first time when he yeehawed at the vent. And as dumb as it may be, all his kills happen by accident.
- Like once he killed Gentaro while trying to shooe off some crumbs
- The other time he killed Ramuda while holding a cat as it messed up with the screen/keyboard
- He barely dies, and even when he’s a soul, he gets stupidly lucky on the chat while guessing who’ll get ejected
- 777 is his name. Don’t ask me why. He just has it.
- If displeasure occurs and all three members happen to be imposters then RIP because they WILL sing into the mics to distract and swoon the other players while killing and sabotaging