#sticker screams

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its jasper. youre in a comma and i have been trying to get this message to you for years..from what doctors discovered in your dreams you believe that i am some sort of buff space rock lesbian, but i am actually your wife. please baby, wake up.

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got some rainbow chalk!!!

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Op is literally sucking toes, but go off I guess

i knew this would happen sooner or later

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my name is: dog

my sign is: dog

my number is: dog

you need to dog

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may or may not have turned all my characters into iconic vines

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im so tired of this life. i want to be a dog. i want to eat spaghetti and then immediately cough it up. i want to run around and roll in dirt. i want to make noise. i want to knock down pies and eat them. i want to bark at other dogs and pee on whatever i want. i want to play tug of war and get the illusion that i am very strong because the human let me win. i want to be appreciated at family gatherings. i want to have a nice fluffy tail and pointy ears.

i want to LIVE

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uhhhh i may have obsessively bought some plants

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Op is literally chunks, but go off I guess

by the might of peach time, i crush you