Mar 11, 2022
hey, frank! nice hearing from you, could i get the weekly horoscopes for scorpios? thanks!
No thanks, sorry. My horoscope is a mess:
As a Scorpio, you feel that you're not as sharp as you once were and that you've become less focused and less interesting to people. But, then again, you've always been kind of a jackass. If this were a horror movie, the killer would just say "So you're not scary anymore. Guess that means you're not my type." It'd be the guy's fault for saying it, rather than yours. You could make a list of things that are a problem with your personality and that list would be longer than you thought it would be when you started writing it out.
