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@magister-cyran
Well then, I hope you can pardon me for being presumptuous. However, fulfilling my terrible need for semantic clarity - I did not assume all your communications were linguistically similar to mine, but rather than mine wouldn't pose such a once in a blue moon happenstance. Alas, either were wrong, and I am also, admittedly, immensely flattered by the praise within the same paragraph of yours, so I shall keep my semantic disgruntlement to myself henceforth. I've been appeased sufficiently.
I jest in the latter part, of course. I'm afraid between the two of us - I'm not the one who would require any, or rather - not whom appeasement would suit.
Unfortunately, I am in no possession of particularly concrete dimensions of what would be an ideal cup for me, but I would call it closest in volume to a larger than average thimble. I am, admittedly, quite noticeably larger than the absolute most of my colleagues - not without the "aid" of being fully bipedal, yet not solely thanks to it.. but I suppose that doesn't make much difference, because compared to a man - I am still, as you have called me, small, humble. Ah! And your accommodating intentions have my utmost thanks, although, truth be told, I wouldn't have expected anything else from a person quite as courteous. I look forward to our fast-approaching meeting, as already said - I'm afraid the idea is so.. pleasantly unexpected that it renders the sentiment to be worthy of repetition
(ooc²: putting the first obligatory doodle here this time, with two alternative versions is under the cut ✨)