#stilleworks

[stillebesat]

Me: *No fear.*

Customer: Hey, I remember you!

Me: 😱 *One fear.*

Customer: You've been a great help every time I come in. I love your energy. You have such a customer oriented personality and I really appreciate that.

Me: 😊 *no fear*

[stillebesat]

Anti-Maskers: If masks are so important then why aren't you making dogs wear them in your store!? 

Oh, I don’t know....maybe its because this is a virus that is mostly passed between HUMANS. Hence why we are having all the HUMANS wear the masks. 

[stillebesat]

Customer: *walks into store without a mask*

Me: Do you have a mask you can wear? As they are required to be worn in the store.

Customer: I have a medical condition.

Me: Okay, then if you cannot wear a mask we do offer curbside pickup for you. But to shop in the store we do require masks to be worn.

Customer: *goes and grabs a mask*

Me: *thinking* So you actually can wear a mask, you just didn't want to.

[stillebesat]

Coworker: Do you have masks you can wear? As they are still required to be worn in the store.

Customers: Oh sure, we can play pretend with you. *puts on masks*

Me and my Coworker: 🤨😑😡😡😡

[stillebesat]

Multiple People at Work: Stille! Your hands are white! Are you okay!?

Me: 🤨?? This is how my hands always look?

Also Me: *panicking internally* Oh no! They're gonna finally discover I'm a vampire after 8 years. Ahhhhhhhh.

[stillebesat]

Customer: *not wearing a mask*  Me: *being a good worker I go grab them a mask to wear* Here’s a mask for you to wear as they are required in the store.  Customer: I’ll just leave then. *walks out*  Me: O.o....but I brought you a mask? You could have just put it on and continued shopping? Me: *tells friend about incident* Friend: Customer be like “AS A PRICE FOR INCONVENIENCING ME. I WILL INCONVENIENCE MYSELF!”

[stillebesat]

Head Manager: Alright, I'm covering register for the next little bit. So if you need me, come to me.

Stocking Manager: Okay, I'm on the floor.

Head Manager: Do you need help getting up??