#stipper

[dreamy-pill]

Ok, ok, ok. Listen, here’s what happened…

I rushed this painting. That’s it. I pushed through with it anyway and here’s the final product.

Steven Universe & Dipper Pines fusion.

This one has been under the works for awhile and I decided to just update the old style, only a little bit, whilst doing the speedpaint. It looks rushed because it was. 🙂

Hope you like it!

[theinvisigoth]

[theinvisigoth]

Stage Concept #2: I come out dressed as sexy Dorothy with red glitter stripper heels and midway through my second song start frantically clacking my heels on stage repeating “there’s no place like home which by the way costs money, so throw it up mouth breathers”

[theinvisigoth]

SO, I was having a slow start to my shift when a customer asked for me specifically and then decided to almost immediately take me back to VIP. The first two hours were great until the third.

SOOO, the guy was laying back and I was leaning back on him and like 5 minutes pass by when I hear the loudest fucking snore I think is humanly possible come from this guy. It made me jump! I panicked and didn’t know what to do so I decided, “I’m gonna just stay very still..very quiet...and make my money.” And that’s exactly what happened. I sat there for a whole fucking hour doing absolutely nothing while this guy snored in my ear. The best part is when he woke up I pretended like I also was just waking up. Loooool

[lilianaarchives]

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[nicholasjameslink]

[nicholasjameslink]

[csdp-disasterhotline]

Bowsette sticker with the strippers