#stirling marathon

[transparentdreamruins]

[themusicsweetly]

Out of 1832 runners, Sam came in 97th overall at the Stirling Marathon with a time of 3 hrs 13 mins + 36 sec! CONGRATS SAM!

[dawncrutchfield]

Sam Heughan finishes the Stirling Scottish Marathon in 3:13:37.

[simba2001]

[contemplatingoutlander]

Hear that sound? 🔊

Yeah, it was a rumbling in the background all morning as I was looking at photos of Sam running the Stirling marathon.

It’s the sound of the extreme shippers (ES) trying once again to suck the joy out of what should be a simple, fun experience for the entire fandom.

Of course, Sam did a great job with today’s marathon! Yeah! 🙌

But as I was looking at the photos I kept hearing that joy sucking sound in the background. 

Because you just know the ES had to make Sam’s marathon run into another episode of “As the Ship Sails.” 😡

Of course, they had to pull out the urban dictionary to turn Cait’s playful tweet to Sam into a “secret sexual message” where she was offering her body to him after the run. 🙄

BTW, Diana also responded to the same tweet Cait did.

Should we be looking up the urban dictionary meaning of that? 🤔

But that wasn’t enough for the ES party poopers.

They had to enlarge a section of Sam’s selfie to find some random woman and turn it into another Faux Cait.

(BTW, I understand this is the way the Robsten tinhatters keep feeding their fantasy that Rob and Kristen are together. They scan crowds near one of their two faves to find a blurry photo of someone who vaguely looks like the missing fave to prove that they are still together after all these years. 🤦)

Furthermore, the ES had to claim that Sam had deliberately made certain that Cait was included in the background of his selfie as a “breadcrumb” for the shippers.🙄

So was Cait getting ready to text Sam about tacos as he took the selfie? 

She couldn’t take the time to take a photo of Sam so he didn’t have to make it a selfie?

If that were her, why is she nowhere near Sam? (Oh, I forgot. She’s supposed to be hiding--while not hiding! 🤦)

But even if it were her (like there are no other dark haired women in the UK with bangs) she is Sam’s friend. Why wouldn’t she support him?

And this just in, in a new twist, they have managed to turn Cait into Sam’s personal assistant. Apparently Cait had to be there because Sam took off his gilet before the run and none of the PR and security persons who accompanied him could have held onto his body warmer. Only Cait. (She must have been taking lessons in how to be a PA from Tony. 🤔)

Anyway, it’s tiring to know that every time something happy happens regarding Sam or Cait that the whole fandom is rejoicing about, a small, very loud and obnoxious group of people has to attempt to suck the joy out of it by making it ALL ABOUT THE SHIP. 

[mez86]

Early doors this morning cheering on the runners for the Stirling Marathon!! Right outside my house!! So many inspirational people, hope this one continues.

[transparentdreamruins]

Hard work pays off 💪

[themusicsweetly]

Great job, Sam!!! (x)