Nov 30, 2025
me when my packer (Jimmy's John's #4, no tomatoes) falls out of my pant leg: oh fuck, my dick!
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me when my packer (Jimmy's John's #4, no tomatoes) falls out of my pant leg: oh fuck, my dick!
me: okay, that's enough tumblr for today
thumb: *closes app*
me: time for something else
thumb, with it's almighty power of muscle memory: *immediately reopens tumblr app*
me: now to- hey wait a minute
I just saw a car commercial and all of the background graphics were ai generated
The only way to ameliorate this transgression is with blood AND I AM TIRED OF BEING THE ONE TO BLEED DAMMIT
my roommate: hey look at this little plant I bought
me: a plant? really? you think that's appropriate?
roommate: what?
me, who remembers LOMEI-2: ...
They need to make powdered mustard so that you can add it to stuff as a try topping instead of a wet condiment
Me after seeing a tumblr post saying that Spirk became canon:
Oh wow Cock and Spirk are gay :)
I mean- Sock and Cork!
Nono, that's not right either...
Sssssspoon and Fork.?
...
...
The premise?
......
meh, close enough
Enough about "putting guys in situations"
Y'all gotta be more specific when you're manifesting
I want two repressed homosexuals locked in an industrial freezer together
just blocked some blogs for making posts that pissed me off and wowie does my soul feel lighter I think I'm going to bonk my head on tge ceiling if I'm not careful