@stjernefelt / surprise bitch bet you thought you’d seen the last of drunk jay
jay crashes into the door when it doesn’t open and he looks at it stunned for a moment, trying to determine if he’s that wasted or if the mars’ front door is actually locked. all of the above? “amazing,” he mutters to himself, backs up a few steps to shout at the house. “finally, augustine mars making moves to stay alive. i take credit!” there’s a beat of thought and through the haze of tequila, he remembers -- the fuckin’ frog. he sniffs, stumbling a bit as he tracks the thing down, rips the key from it and then bounds through the front door. there’s probably an alarm beeping in a drum roll right now, so he’s quick to announce himself. “-- honey, i’m home!”












