THE FIRST PIMP—HIS HAND WAS STRONG BEFORE TIME ITSELF
You see the stance? That’s a "Bitch, did you just question my authority?" pose. You see the fit? Sequin pants before capitalism. You see the staff? That ain’t for walking—it’s for demonstrating how his pimp hand do.
He didn’t take no shit, and he didn’t give no refunds. Back when hoes paid tribute in coconuts and loyalty, this man was out here taxing bitches like the first IRS.
No wheels? No problem. He made bitches carry him. No written language? He spoke in pimp telepathy. No clocks? His time was always respected.
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