#stoned mode

[ilovesatan-satanlovesme]

I just took my headphones out so I could take a sip of pepsi

I'm High as fuck.

[spongesareweird]

I like that the word Doritos is technically a name, yet we have the singular version of it in the word Dorito

[dumb-vulture]

Stoned

Me: I'm in need of a snack.

Me: *Goes to kitchen* *Decides on a piece of bread*

Me: *Sees weed cookies i forgot about*

Me: Takes bread and cookies back to my hovel.

[poetryfrom-theheart-blog]

Pretty Thoughts

You know you’ve become an adult when All your Icons are just druken letdowns 

[absolutebisaster]

So I got really stoned before we went out to dinner tonight and we got ranch with our pickle chips. The ranch tipped over and spilled on the pickle chips. I made a great joke and no one laughed.

*sees spilled ranch* "oh no there was an avaranche."

Get it? Instead of avalanche?

[king-bleppy]

Friendly reminder to my fellow stonerionos:

1. Get you a big ole glass of water and hydrate

Don't forget and get a throat infection like me.

2. Clean up your shit.

[cassiusdash2k22]

Ceramics: Stoned Mode.