#stonedstories

[potatoplayboi]

(([[<<Hyper dimensional Mind Waves>>]]))

My name is mudd is trying to communcate with me at a sub sonic level about the two levels of passion lust and violence and why he uses such a low tuning on the bass so that he can aesthetically say that they are at the core of our being.

[thvndrcvnt]

Go follow this fucking dweeb so he can get off my back. He's pretty cool.

[stoney-sloth]

Stoned stories: Clash of Clans

My friend and I were in our apartment bathroom smoking and he told me this while playing clash of clans: "So there's this guy in my clan with his named spelled like 'dnt_dare.' *rolls his eyes* And all he ever says is 'need high level wizards' but spells level like 'lv' which is fine everyone does that but he also spells need like 'ned.' Everyone else in the clan has had plenty of talks about why it says ned instead of need. He didn't respond till another 24 hours later with 'Sorry ' then with 'ned high lv wizards.' So I gave him some wizards. Where where level 5 but our clan perk is and donated troops are automatically leveled up so he got level 6 wizards which are significantly better than level 5 wizards."

[tomatozero23]

#TomatoZero #drawing #stonedstories 🌃✍🏼📓☕️

[tomatozero23]

#TomatoZero #latergram #moleskine #sketchbook #stonedstories #meanwhile ✍🏼🌳📓☃

[sublime-thyme]

#StonedStories 1

Getting high as shit and chilling outside a gas station with your friend like Jay and Silent Bob.

[halfbreed44]

Stoned memory...

Ok so I'm so stoned and just had this memory right, so this girl I know and was like good friends with has been like OBSESSED with MGK (machine Gun Kelly) forever and she went to his concert right? So she got on stage and like was shaking her ass all on him and like he was all up on her grabbing her titties and shit. An like there was pictures all over my Facebook and I was like look at this sloot...like foreal foreal?!? And she fucked him like yo. If you could fuck a celebrity who would you fuck. Like mind fucking blown .