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Joseph. ENTP. Dear moon, we blame you for floods, for the flush of blood, for men who are also wolves. faq me archive

[kiwisodaz]

Spot! 🎈

[thvndrcvnt]

lmaoooo twitter is burning FAST. Follow my new blog @bushwickbaddie bc this one finna get chopped

[gaynejis]

rock lee vs gaara but…. more

[deefews]

[no-chill-at-all]

[rudeteens]

when AHS cums on

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[hallucin8]

“are these nudes old?”

First of all, these are the classics

[chivalrouswooly]

Me: “And here we have our 2015 vintage…”

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

Unfortunately

[heytinafey]

[greeneyesguise]

an american TREASURE.

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/kiyanforootan

[ratcaves]

[heikala]

Process of Reunion

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Music was composed by video game and film composer @rycamus http://www.ryancamus.com

[thunder]

[buhriancorey-deactivated2018121]

lmao too many gays took this literally

[marsixm]

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[nickelodeonhistory]

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

[doubletrouble7997]

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

[amateur]