#stonesoldier

[gargoyles4days]

//MAILS HERE,get your husband love letters here/silly

(A letter arrives on your doorstep,along with a beautiful,large mixed bouquet of sunflowers and poppies! The letter is tied with a pretty green ribbon and stamped with a pawprint-- leaving no second guessing of who could've sent it.)

(The writing is slightly rushed, as if Flippy was in a hurry to write it..but it was still pretty easy to read and understand.)

Hey, Jewel.

I know, I know..I should've been back from my mission by now. But things are going WAY slower than I'd like,and my target keeps getting away..ugh. I think the only thing that's keeping me going right now is the memory of you and the cubs.

..Speaking of which. The little gremlins aren't causing too much trouble for you,are they? Not saying you can't handle it-- just. Y'know. Checking. They're not exactly known for being the most calm bunch..

..Still, I'd trade my soul for a day to rest in the beautiful chaos with you. You know I'm at my best condition when you're by my side,jewel. It just ain't the same without ya.

Anyways..I should probably keep this brief, got a job to do and all. And before I forget: I saw these flowers mid-break and thought of you-- figured I should send em over. Now you have something to put in that new vase you got. <3

Love you lots,

-Flippy.

(Ps..the other one misses you,too.)

//enjoy your bear husband!!

- @dip-n-sippy

GOOD LORD IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT HIM?

Ladies and gents get a man like this or get no man at all (become a lesbian)/silly

AND THE FLIPQY MENTION AHH... well glad he didn't write the letter, cuz that would not be allowed to be shown to public...

and uh

The triplets declared war on trees, so you'd be proud..

ANYWHO TY GINNY

[gargoyles4days]

hey how would swap citrus and swap flippy be like?

Would citrus have Flippy's disorder if they're swapped?

"Oh look a fun ask"- I was then shot 57 times/silly

But anon, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say you meant no harm

NO! CITRUS WOULD NOT HAVE THE DISORDER

It's not a quirky personality traits

It's an actual disorder.

So no, Flippy still has to deal with Fliqpy

BUT

Now that's over lemme tell you about swap stonesoldier

In the swap au, Citrus is the mercenary while Flippy stays home

I like to think that swap them are either wayyyy too obsessed with each other or are just one hair from divorce. One or the other

Also, Citrus is just a BITCH,

And uhhh the kid? Don't exist this au, is my belief.

ANYWHO SWAP AU