Citrus is a Statue

"Hey there buddy, my name's Floyd-"/ ref. Though Hi! I'm Citris/Alicia! Welcome to my blog!

[gargoyles4days]

WELCOME TO THE BLOG!

hello my friends, welcome to my blog! This is a random "for the lols" kinda blog. Here you can:

Ask questions

Chat with me

Interact with my posts

Almost anything!

But please be respectful of others here or you will be blocked, I won't hesitate.

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

and apparently this thing can speak... *he tapped on the pendant where it's eye was, hoping for something* hello? wakey wakey!

(There was a small pause where seemingly nothing happened.)

(then..the eye opened.)

(It-- er,SHE-- glared at you as if seeing a particularly ugly picture,before speaking in a voice that echoed from everywhere and nowhere all at once.)

I don't speak to thieves.

(Divine is now open for questions!)

[nexusfr22]

I'm not a thief, he willingly handed you over, and when he wakes, you'll be given back but for now I just have a few questions

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

And what makes you think I'll answer them?

[nexusfr22]

I could always toss you into a cement mixer and let you be made part of a sidewalk, or toss you into a furnace, I got time so we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

...On second thought. Ask away.

[nexusfr22]

yeah, I figured as much first one, what are you? some sort of parasite?

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

..I am not a parasite.

I am much more than that. Maybe much more than a simple toon like you could ever comprehend. I am the very essence of divinity itself.

[nexusfr22]

what are you doing with Bowlboy anyway? you don't seem to be doing him many favors

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

I do many favors,for your information. He wanted power,to be able to "protect" those around him..and I granted him with just that.

In fact, I granted him abilities beyond his wildest dreams. In exchange..for a small price.

[nexusfr22]

and is that small price his soul?

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

...

Something like that.

[nexusfr22]

where the hell did you come from and how do you work?

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

I can't tell you that.

[nexusfr22]

can't or won't?

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

Alright smartass, both.

[nexusfr22]

you've got a lot of lip for a piece of neck wear y'know that? why did Bowlboy pass out when he took you off?

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

Simple: I shut his body off.

[nexusfr22]

why? worried he'll do something without your influence?

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

. . .

That's none of your business.

[nexusfr22]

didn't know pendants could feel fear, or at least something similar, since you're the essence of divinity what would happen if I were too maybe, take a stroll down to the devil's casino and hand you off to the big man?

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

Not a smart choice, but try it anyways. See what happens.

[nexusfr22]

well I'm obviously not going to do that, there's only one of you right? plus I think what I already did should suffice

[motmbowlboy-swapped]

...And what,pray tell,does that mean.

[gargoyles4days]

YO @nexusfr22 Pass her here, she the perfect size for a baseball! :D

[dip-n-sippy]

C-bros grandma/elder kettle's wife..but like..make her a little rambunctious a little silly...a "senile old kook" some may say... Cuphead would've loved her...

..idk man ignore me🫩✌️🥀

[itskindafunky]

Mrs. Cukoo Kettle

Nobody knows what the secret ingredient in her pie is and anyone who finds out vanishes mysteriously

[dip-n-sippy]

Thank you for your words of wisdom,funky

[gargoyles4days]

so...

She's the grandma from Merge Mansion?

[gargoyles4days]

Hello Hello? Listen in, I have a memory to share

hello people of Tumblr! I have a small project I am starting!

(Tagging @dip-n-sippy because she said i could. YOU BETTA REBLOG THIS-/silly)

About a year ago, I made a Fake lost media story for the funny and because I can!!

Now, revisiting the story and seeing the message it had, I plan to remake it!

"House Of Children" was the story I made on the R/fakelostmedia subreddit a year ago, and if things work out, hopefully it'll become it's own series here on Tumblr!!

And for those who don't wanna go searching for the original story, here it is for you, plus a piece of concept art! (Remember, it was made a year ago, it's not the best)

Please, enjoy!

As a kid, I remember watching the normal kids shows for kids my age. "Bubble guppies", "Phineas and Ferb", "Odd Squad" , even a few animes like "Glitter Force". Normal right? Well, I watched those mainly when me and my mom finally got our own place, but before we had are own place, we lived with my grandparents.

Now, my grandparents had SO many VHS tapes, mainly of old Disney movies, (and some good stuff you can't find on Disney+, like the house of mouse) VeggieTales, and other old cartoons. I honestly loved watching these, because I felt so cool for use the "old school" method.

My mother and grandfather worked all day, so it was just me, my grandma, her three dogs, and the grumpy cat. Most of the time, me and my grandmother would bake, play card and dice games, or work in her garden. But when my grandmother needed to get something done, she let me hang out in my room and watch those cartoons on this old T.V.

I honestly would just watch VeggieTales or Popeye, maybe Felix the Cat if I felt like rewatching the one tape we had of it, but there was one random set of tapes of some general cartoon show.

It was about this group of siblings (I think there was around 7 of them?) living on this remote farm land by themselves, no parents or any adults, which as a kid I thought was cool (kid me just thought about all the ice cream I could eat when alone).

I remember that the oldest sibling was only being around 13, and the youngest being 3-2 years old. The show followed the content if a normal kids show. Episode starts, something happens, they fix the problem, lesson learned. Normal, right? Well there was some weird things about.

Like I said, no parents for most episodes, they only showed up for one episode (I'll talk about thar one later, just wait).

But there was also other weird things. For example, there are 7 kids, right? I remember a few of their names, like Gabriel, Stacy, Megan, Christian, and that 3-2 is year old being Micah. Surprisingly, the oldest (the 13 year old) never got a name, only ever being called "Big sister", and the last kid was barely a focus in episodes that I never learned his name.

Another thing I noticed is that they absolutely REFUSED to speak about their parents. Like, I remember a one off comment where Micah was asking Megan and Christian about their parents, and they quickly shushed him, telling him "we're not allowed to talk about them, big sister said so" which I found weird.

Now, that episode I mentioned, the only one where the parents show up? Yeah, that was the second to last episode actually, it introduced a new character, a 8th sibling, and the only reason I remember her name is because it was literally the name of the episode, "Plain Baby Jane".

The episode starts normally, the kids are doing some chores, and playing when a car pulls up. It was a good car, for animation standard. The parents stepped out, in like the shiny clothes shows draw characters in to show there "rich rich".

Their faces were never shown, and I don't think they ever spoke, but the 13 year old talked to the parents while all the other children were holding a baby, who they were told who was their new sibling, Jane.

The youngest, Micah, immediately doesn't like the baby, calling her a "Plane Jane" (hence the episode title, clever production studio people). They spend the whole episode trying to find ways to get rid of the baby, so they all talk about ways that the baby could leave.

The whole time, you could actually see "Big Sis" arguing with the parents in the background, the whole thing animated (which I always found so cool to this day, props to the animators!)

The episode ended with the kids about to leave Jane in the woods near their house, but is stopped by "big sis" before they do, the parents driving away quickly.

I'm unsure why the parents weren't there or not watching any of their kids. I always felt weird after watching this episode. But it was the very last episode, it always scared me as a kid, and it's where I think I got my fear of abandonment.

The cartoon only had eight episodes, then like every other typical creepy cartoon, it got canceled. The last episode title was just the name of the show, "House of Children".

This episode starts like any other, the kids are doing their normal, chores, playing, whatnot.

The problem this episode was that Megan got lost in the woods. Everyone is freaking out and wanting to look for her, but "Big Sis" tells them no, that going into woods, or they'd all get lost.

The whole thing is getting to an all time high until Micha suggests to call the cops. Every older sibling just looks so uncomfortable at the suggestion, and tell him no. (Now that I'm older, i think it's because they were literal children living all alone)

Because everyone wanted to go into the woods, "Big sis" locks all the doors to keep the kids inside. The episode after just felt so unnerving because everyone just seems so anxious and upset. One of them even started pulling out their hair in worry.

The episode gets to this boiling point when "Big Sis" finally does unlock the doors. The children all run out to the woods, leaving "Big Sis", Micah (who was scared, so he stayed), and baby Jane from last episode.

"Big Sis" sighs, and brings Micah inside, finally calling the police. Micah is asking why she's not looking for all their siblings, and she just states "I don't honestly care all that much".

And with that, the episode ended, and every time I watched this episode, i would start crying and running to my mom or grandma, yelling "please care about me!" Like some dumb kid. (I was a dumb kid)

Sadly, I haven't watched this show in years due to my grandparents moving to Texas and selling all of their VHS tapes, but yeah..Still creeps me out to this day...

[motmflippy-official]

hello Fliqpy, did your nap go well? Must've, Your being so obedient/ref

(Mod here, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THIS REF LOL)

(He doesn't say anything -- not really,anyhow. In fact,it almost looks as if he's spaced out entirely.)

(After a minute or so,he just silently leans over and presses his face into citrus 's hands, letting out a low purr from his chest. How..strange and out of character.🤨)

[gargoyles4days]

oh! Well look at that, the prosthetic are good for something, huh?

*she kisses his forehead, enjoying this moment of peace*

[gargoyles4days]

Late Father's day post

hello everyone! Citrus here! Surprised this isn't a myth post? Me too

I would've made a post sooner, but I was on Florida on Father's day, so this is a bit late!

However, tumblr has shown itself to be such a caring platform for me, so I feel safe sharing this about me.

I grew up without my father. Not because he was dead, or because he couldn't be around me, or not even because he had a new family, that would've been easier to understand.

But my father divorced my mother due to their own problems, then stopped seeing me once I was five, because I was born a female.

I am now almost 18, and it still hurts to this day.

But the craziest thing?

Now because he has sons, his youngest daughter gets all the love she could ask for.

And while I am jealous he loves her, I'm honestly so happy he learned to love a daughter after abandoning me and my older half sister.

So, father, this song is for you

And happy father's day everyone

Yes, this art is mine. I made it a younger me and current me lol. I think she'd be happy to know what I know

[dip-n-sippy]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT I DREW THIS.

Myth wally darling...I feel so maternal towards him.

Chat should I re-do/continue this idea. Or should I...stop making random myth ocs for the love of the game. Just kidding. I'll never do that 😋

[selenathevioletstar]

I'm gonna sob so badly if I see a blog of this/j

[dip-n-sippy]

Do NOT tempt me I swear to GOD.

Im not gonna do it. Im not gonna do it. Im not I'm not I'm not-

[homosexualinyourarea]

NOW WE'RE TEMPTED BUT THERE'S ALREADY SIX BLOGS WE RUN💔

[dip-n-sippy]

MDMSOSJFJSKAJWMENS.

Chat should I take one for the team and do it🥀

[homosexualinyourarea]

Yes...

[dip-n-sippy]

The people have spoken

Let me cook

[nexusfr22]

you just don't learn, do you? you already have over ONE HUNDRED notifications and like 13 blogs, give it a rest gng

[dip-n-sippy]

Okok but like. ONE LAST BLOG AND THEN IM DONE. SERIOUSLY 🥹 I give you all full permission to jump me if I try this bs again

[gargoyles4days]

alr everyone prepare to jump ginny-

[dip-n-sippy]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT I DREW THIS.

Myth wally darling...I feel so maternal towards him.

Chat should I re-do/continue this idea. Or should I...stop making random myth ocs for the love of the game. Just kidding. I'll never do that 😋

[selenathevioletstar]

I'm gonna sob so badly if I see a blog of this/j

[dip-n-sippy]

Do NOT tempt me I swear to GOD.

Im not gonna do it. Im not gonna do it. Im not I'm not I'm not-

[homosexualinyourarea]

NOW WE'RE TEMPTED BUT THERE'S ALREADY SIX BLOGS WE RUN💔

[dip-n-sippy]

MDMSOSJFJSKAJWMENS.

Chat should I take one for the team and do it🥀

[gargoyles4days]

GINNY YOU DO IT AND I MAKE ANOTHER BLOG FOR MY WELCOME HOME OC

[motmsplendid-official]

...Well then! Talk about a standing ovation,am I right folks!

Hahahahahaah! Hahahaha..ha.

...Alright let's open the floodgates and get this over with.

[dip-n-sippy]

I MIGHT be fucked🫩

[gargoyles4days]

oh you are...

At least we get lots of content!

[gargoyles4days]

HEHEHE MYTH WE BABY BEARS/WE BARE BEARS ANGST

before you throw tomatoes at me.... blame @dip-n-sippy for this, it's their fault

Growing up with a crimal split personality father wasn't too hard, but it still did something to ya.

Griz, Panda, and Ice bears weren't treated as criminals for being around their father, of course not, but it would change once they were adult.

So Their mother and father did the hardest thing, and let them go. Once they left home. They left themselves, to keep their kids safe from prosecution.

Panda did the best out of them, easily taking the world by storm with fashion and content and trends. In toontown he thrived. He lived the life his mother dreamed, being a mama's boy, after all.

Griz did... alright? He did odd job and spontaneous things for the thrill of it. It was how he was, he always had the most energy.

But for years, the two brothers didn't hear from their triplet, Ice Bear.

Until one day, a worker from the Department of Justice came by.

Apparently, their brother was too much like their father, immediately joining the military. Even if there was no war, They were always dealing with something. Searchers, Collectors, any threat that the stars saw as beneath them.

Ice Bear was always quiet, but the silence he had once he came home to his brothers was worse than anything. It took Panda and Griz moving in with him and helping him with life for him to pick back up his small bit of talking.

Griz was understanding. He always prided himself on being the big brother, on being the one to help... but all Panda could really see was this version of their father whenever he came home from work....

Well, it made sense

Ice Bear was always papa's favorite

[dip-n-sippy]

Feeling silly,have a Azulin doodle.

+him without his hat ig

I like Flippy's dad :3 he's fun,albeit a lil 🤏 evil

[itskindafunky]

[itskindafunky]

so anyways if I suddenly vanish from the internet don’t forget me or my memes🖤

[dip-n-sippy]

Yeah so y'all won't be hearing from funky again. :3

[eepyartz]

Hey man, I think we got bigger fish to fry- like your name 😭/silly

[dip-n-sippy]

LISTEN DAWG. I DIDN'T PICK IT😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[gargoyles4days]

it was Funky, I can sense it

(Better than what I have u as-)

[dip-n-sippy]

...what do you have me as. 😰

[gargoyles4days]

uhhh nothinggggg

[dip-n-sippy]

Feeling silly,have a Azulin doodle.

+him without his hat ig

I like Flippy's dad :3 he's fun,albeit a lil 🤏 evil

[itskindafunky]

[itskindafunky]

so anyways if I suddenly vanish from the internet don’t forget me or my memes🖤

[dip-n-sippy]

Yeah so y'all won't be hearing from funky again. :3

[eepyartz]

Hey man, I think we got bigger fish to fry- like your name 😭/silly

[dip-n-sippy]

LISTEN DAWG. I DIDN'T PICK IT😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[gargoyles4days]

it was Funky, I can sense it

(Better than what I have u as-)

[motmflippy-official]

well since your wife seems to have an idea already, how about you go browsing too?

on me of course

[W...where did you even..GET all this?]

[nexusfr22]

trust me, I worked for most of this and I only have hundreds, so I hope it's enough, now, we don't have all day so let's go get you a suit big bro

[gargoyles4days]

THE TAGS ARE CRAZY GANG

[gargoyles4days]

Throws this at you and runs away

HEHEHEHEHE TYYYYY

[lunathesimp2]

Yandere cuphead requested by my friend :P

Fist time drawing blood like this- what we think?

[gargoyles4days]

sigh, time to do my job

@dip-n-sippy HEY GET YO FREAK OF A MAN

[gargoyles4days]

LOOK THEY LOOK TASTY IM SRRY I WONT EAT EM BUT.. arms=tasty

... for this, I dub this anon Karl (for references reasons)

Everybody boo Karl for wanting to be a cannibal

[gargoyles4days]

I wanna eat your arms/silly

...

BUT I JUST GOT THEM BRO