#stop shitposting

[metatextuality]

the humble raspberry quickly reveals the flaws in morphology-based taxonomy by being not a true berry, but a mammal.

[hesucks-i-lovehim]

How can you like the marauders! They bullied and hexed anyone in the corridors because they wanted to! If Lily happened not to had fallen for James, he would've give her amortentia! James was a creppy incel! If you like them you are disgusting and you should die! Sirius only gave a shit about Harry because he was James' son! They never grew up you little shit! They were classist fucks and one of them attemped murder! And they had the audacity to distrust Remus, because he was a werewolf! They are the reason that schools have anti rape campaings! Don't interact with me if you like them! *posts this in general tags*

That hurt, didn't it? Do you now see how ridiculous your posts sound, marauders stans? You can like whoever you want, just stop making shitty posts about characters you don't like. And stop calling their fans disgusting.

Also, so sorry for putting this in the general tags but you have to hear it. Going down to your level hurt me too.

[breakandburnandend]

Y’all: the bridge of cruel summer slaps! Lover went to bridge city!!! No dbatc has the best—

Me, an intellectual: I think they ALL slap

[hevives]

hmm,, new icons ? 

[totallynotjuji]

You: Harry Potter

Me, an intellectual: Harold Gardener

[metatextuality]

the fact that Michael/Ligur only has 8 fics on AO3 despite the fact that Beelzebub/Gabriel became a fandom juggernaut ship in the wake of the adaptation and Michael and Ligur's dynamic was set up as a direct parallel to Aziraphale and Crowley's is a goddamn travesty

[breakandburnandend]

It’s 11pm do you think I should have a snack

[breakandburnandend]

I feel like a 15 year-old again, buying this friggin magazine