okay i guess today is the day to share this story
like five years ago i was sitting in the woods just over the crest of a hill, i was looking down into the little vale and thinking because when i was an angsty teenager i liked to think about nature
anyway i was sitting there in the forest, and i heard a crunching in the leaves, like someone or something was walking around, which wasn’t too unusual, we had a lot of squirrels in our yard, but this was different. it sounded bigger than a squirrel, bigger than our cat. the gait was different two, like it was walking on two legs instead of four...suddenly i was afraid. Was some stranger sneaking up on me???
but...it didn’t sound big enough to be a human. what could it be?? medium sized and bipedal and living in the woods?? quietly, i turned back towards the top of the hill. i couldn’t see whatever it was that had been coming up behind me, it was on the other side. but it was getting closer. right before i would have died of suspense the creature reached the top of the hill and it was just a wild turkey
happy thanksgiving you guys












