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THE BABIES ARE FINALLY HERE

I have gotten all three of my sweet official furbies now! I’m going to be posting group photos for now and later I’ll be posting my photos of adventures I took each of them on along with full profiles! Enjoy uwu 

Creme Brule Creampuff (the giraffe Furby sleeping on the left) and Zippie (pink baby Furby on the right) snuggled up to each other :D

Denis the bastard man Menis under the blanket (hand rared by moi from a old mc Donalds red Furby keychain) and Stormy Daniels Jonk Chonk (the BEEEAUTIFLU sweet grey wolf furby my boyfriend gave me because he didnt want to split up the gang :’)c )

All of the offical babies hanging out in the little shelf i set aside from them so they can watch over me while I sleep :)c

Denis the bastard man in a full-frontal so you can see him in all his little shit baby glory

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  Cher Diary,

What kind of times do we live in? Mon Dieu, this ridiculous Tide Pod challenge! If these people want to put something in their mouths, then Madame has far safer (and sexier) things, like Candiland Weekend Affaire Kit  or Banana Flavored Condoms (how appropriate!).

My girl, Stormy D, is kicking up quite the fuss lately. Madame remembers an emergency conversation with her years ago about an affaire de Coeur. Although she declined to kiss and tell, Stormy wanted advice regarding some of her amour’s needs.  (She referred to him as The Dim Bulb) He wanted humiliation, she said. “Show him a mirror,” I told her. But that was not la réponse ; she’d tried it and he’d spent 45 minutes gazing at himself and tweeting about it. He needed a spanking, said La Tempête. I could hear him snorting in the background, so like a bull. I asked if she had the Heart Beat Crop on hand. Mais  non, she said. And she did not want to spank him bare-handed. I don’t blame her. She finally beat him with a copy of Vanity Fair and beat him like an old bulldog that had made le pee-pee on the bed.

 Not for a billion dollars would Madame spank, let alone touch, Le Dim Bulb. Unlike  Madame, many people are saying he does not practice le sexe sécurisé.  For all his conquests know, he is a petri dish of maladies vénériennes, many people are saying.

 Je suis hereuse avec Marcel, Jean-Jacques (my naughty boy. He wears Spank Me Man Panties under his Zegna suits), and Ian. Le Dim Bulb has not hope of breaching the walls of Madame’s castle.

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