#storylessposts

[theforesteyemuseum]

(SLP) Hello! I've got a box of bottles ehre. Any bottle filled while sitting in the box can hold more liquid than it otherwise should, and can pour it right back out with no complications of pressure or anything, even if it's removed from the box when you do.

A useful storage solution, certainly. In return a knife that can cut pieces off of something infinitely, though only down to a certain scale.

[theforesteyemuseum]

A handmade wooden model of the USS Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation, roughly the size of a shoebox. When touch by any self-described fan of the show, they will began reciting the opening monologue.

I feel like I'm going to embarrass myself when I pick this up and I don't know it then... Quick @storylessposts get in here I think you need to do this one.

[theforesteyemuseum]

(SLP) hello all! Recently I came across a potions seller, one with an odd name. The flowers man that he was, he’s given me a vial of molten truth. I thought I’d pass it on — it’s not my only hot sample, after all.

Yes of course, we'll happily take that off your hands, in return, a little ball of wicker containing cold burning fire, if you feed it a little bit of wall paper it will burn bright enough to fully light whatever room it was from.

[theforesteyemuseum]

(SLP) hello, hello, hello~! I've got something a bit simpler today. A baker's rolling pin. Take care to whom y6ou entrust this to; in the right hands it simply duplicates every so often, and in the wrong hands it can drive the holder a slignt bit mad with paranoia and hallucinations.

Hmm I can't imagine the consequences of a mad baker would be pleasant. Or at least... Not the consequences of a paranoid baker. In return a small mail box flag that holds itself upright and won't go down if there's a message for you. How it identities messages seems a bit abstract however. It's fun to figure out.

[theforesteyemuseum]

(SLP) Since it's finals season over here, here's coffee for studying. Brew the coffee and, as long as it's hot and not totally drunk, time slows based on the liminality of the surrounding area. Take it to the local stacks and you'll be there for days

That's how the library ghosts get you.

In return a soup ladle that instantly reheats any soup it scoops.

[theforesteyemuseum]

(SLP) Hello Curator! This time, I've brought a record of places and times where the divide between the real world and the world of the mind... thinned, for lack of any better terminology. I haven't visited any of them, but from what I could gather from home, the years in question were much more strange than most people noticed.

Oh! Yes, the raining frogs. In return a folded fortune teller that seems to have an infinite amount of sides, though their answers are still enigmatic or strangely random.

[theforesteyemuseum]

(SLP) Hello all! it's been a while, hasn't it? For today I'll trade you a stack of CDs. They contain music that I don't think is copyrighted yet, sounds a bit incredibly ominous, and automatically plays itself backwards regardless of the settings you play it with. (Yes, that includes if you play the audio files backwards.)

~ Oh yeah, it’s our new theme song, duh! ~

Thanks, in return a notebook that shifts anything written in it to a cypher automatically, I’ve yet to figure out which however, I’m afraid it may be changing over time.

[theforesteyemuseum]

(SLP) hello! Here's a book of punctuation rules for every language (including some that haven't been invented yet). The rules themselves are wrong, but the rest of the relevant section is correct for the relevant language.

You know, that doesn't leave a lot of other information to be correct if it is a book about punctuation... In return, a book of poetry that refuses to stay still. It can't make up it's mind what artistic movement it's supposed to be from so every time you open it up it's somehow the same poems in a different one. Don't ask me how because I don't get it either.