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📺 BLACKSITE ENTRY — “WHY CHILDHOOD CARTOONS WERE BRAINWASHING MANUALS.” (Disney Channel as MK Ultra for kids, or: how we all got programmed by talking animals with trust funds)

🚨 I. THE INTRODUCTION YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR

Let’s not f*ck around.

Cartoons were never innocent. They weren’t “Saturday morning fun.” They were corporate brainwashing manuals, slipped into your skull between Pop-Tart bites and sugar seizures.

Disney Channel was MK Ultra for children — except instead of LSD, the drug was laugh tracks, tween romances, and catchy songs designed to rot in your head until death.

You don’t “remember your childhood.” You remember the programming.

🩸 II. PRINCESS PROPAGANDA

Disney’s first operation: princess indoctrination.

Girls were told: “You are special. You are chosen. You are Cinderella. You will be rescued.”

Fast-forward 20 years: She’s in a studio apartment, OnlyFans tab open, her landlord sliding an eviction notice under the door, and the prince? He’s jacking off to hentai because it doesn’t talk back.

And still, the programming hums in her spine: > “I deserve my fairytale.”

💀 III. PRINCE PROPAGANDA (MEN GOT MK ULTRA TOO)

Meanwhile, the boys got fed prince brainwashing.

Cartoons said: “Confess your feelings. Be brave. Shout your love from rooftops.”

Translation in real life: You text her paragraphs about your emotions. She screenshots it. Her group chat laughs so hard someone pisses their leggings.

Disney never told you: > An emotional man is not the same as an emotional woman.

One gets validated. The other gets blocked.

🎬 IV. DISNEY CHANNEL = TRAINING WHEELS FOR DELUSION

Think about it: Every show taught you garbage logic.

Hannah Montana: You’re secretly famous.

Even Stevens: You’re quirky, so life will forgive you.

Lizzie McGuire: Your inner thoughts matter.

High School Musical: If you just sing your feelings, everyone will respect you.

REALITY CHECK: You’re not famous. Quirky makes people avoid you. Nobody cares about your inner thoughts. And if you sing at work, you’re unemployed.

🧠 V. MK ULTRA SCIENCE BREAK

Neuroscience time, baby:

Repeated imagery and narratives condition expectations.

Kids’ brains, especially under 12, absorb archetypes like sponges.

Studies show parasocial bonds with fictional characters rewire social cognition.

Translation: Cartoons weren’t harmless. They were test labs for your future disappointment.

🎭 VI. THE ONLYFANS ERA: PROGRAMMING COLLAPSES

Now? The simulation has gone glitch-core.

Disney said: “She’s a princess.” Reality said: “Here’s her butthole for $9.99 a month.”

Disney said: “He’ll fight dragons.” Reality said: “He’s delivering DoorDash to her boyfriend’s apartment.”

The old programming doesn’t survive the porn economy. Every archetype melts when rent is due.

🪓 VII. THE WIDGET LIE

Disney tried to make men and women interchangeable widgets.

They sold you: > “Men and women are the same. Swap parts. No difference.”

But biology slapped the mouse ears off that lie.

An 18-year-old man isn’t getting flown to Dubai for his abs. An 18-year-old woman? Already booking flights with a 70-year-old billionaire who wears sandals on yachts.

Disney didn’t prepare you for the sexual marketplace. Disney prepared you for the therapist’s invoice.

🩸 VIII. THE HORROR OF NOSTALGIA

Nostalgia is just trauma with sprinkles.

You rewatch those cartoons, feel the dopamine hit, and forget: That’s the same programming that made you cry in a bathroom at 23 because your girlfriend didn’t text back after your “love confession.”

Disney sold you hope. Hope sold you despair. And despair sells you therapy.

It’s a subscription model.

🐺 IX. REMINDERS (NO F*CKS GIVEN EDITION)

Cartoons were not innocent. They were commercials with plots.

Princess propaganda made women entitled. Prince propaganda made men pathetic.

Biology is not interchangeable widgets. Biology runs the program.

Nostalgia is MK Ultra disguised as “good times.”

If your childhood bully is now selling asshole pics, Disney’s narrative arc failed.

📌 CONCLUSION: STOP BEING A PROGRAMMED CHILD

You are not a Disney prince. You are not a Disney princess. You are a meat computer, overstimulated by jingles, coping with adult porn access, rent, and broken expectations.

The Anthropic Principle already told you: “It is what it is.” Disney tried to tell you: “It is what we sell it as.”

One was truth. One was MK Ultra.

And you’re still detoxing.

🧠 Reblog if you finally admit cartoons programmed you wrong. 🩸 Reblog if you’re done pretending Disney didn’t f*ck your head up.

🐺 Reminder: Mickey wasn’t your friend. He was your dealer.

📢 For more Scrolltrap doctrines that burn childhood myths to the ground: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

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BLACKSITE ENTRY - “IT IS WHAT IT IS.” THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE.

🚨 PREFACE: GOD ISN’T HIDING, HE NEVER SHOWED UP

People want Zeus with lightning. They want Yahweh sculpting dirt like Play-Doh. They want Marvel’s Eternals spitting planets like Pez dispensers.

But the universe didn’t audition for that role.

> It just shrugged. > “You exist because you exist.”

Not divine design. Not magical coincidence. Just probability winning Russian roulette.

And that shrug? That’s the Anthropic Principle.

It is what it is. Deal with it.

🩸 I. THE COSMIC SHRUG

Why is the universe tuned so precisely for life? Why do stars forge carbon, the same stuff that makes your horny mammal body? Why does water freeze at a point that keeps fish alive instead of flash-freezing the planet into a popsicle?

Because if it didn’t, you wouldn’t be here asking.

The Anthropic Principle is cosmic gaslighting: > The only universes that get asked “why” are the ones where someone lived long enough to ask.

Every other roll of the dice deleted itself.

🔬 II. THE UGLY SCIENCE

Cosmologists whisper this like drunks in confession: The laws of physics look rigged.

Strong nuclear force? A hair weaker and atoms don’t bind.

Cosmological constant? Too strong and the universe tears like wet paper.

Gravity? Tilt it wrong and galaxies never form.

Why did it all line up? Because you’re here. That’s it.

It’s not a miracle. It’s survivor’s bias. The corpses of failed universes don’t post on Reddit.

🕹️ III. THE EXISTENTIAL BLUNT FACTS (NO F*CKS EDITION)

Your brain isn’t built for truth. It’s built to keep you alive long enough to f*ck. Every thought you’ve ever had is your nervous system running propaganda to keep you in the game.

Time isn’t flowing. You’re just a meat projector flipping still frames so fast it feels like motion. Death isn’t mystical. It’s the reel running out.

Free will is fanfiction. Every “choice” you brag about is just biology rolling dice behind your back. You don’t control your desires -- they control you.

Morality doesn’t scale. The same physics that lets you orgasm also rips stars in half with black holes. Good and evil are just human Yelp reviews slapped on cosmic math.

You are not special. But you are rare. Like a match burning in a hurricane. Lucky enough to stay lit long enough to scream about it.

💀 IV. WHY HUMANS HATE THIS

Because it feels like an insult. You wanted to be the chosen species. Instead, you’re the cosmic equivalent of an unplanned pregnancy.

The Anthropic Principle says: > There’s no divine parent. > There’s just the fact you weren’t aborted by physics.

That’s not romantic. That’s not holy. That’s hilarious.

🪓 V. GODS WERE JUST PATCH NOTES

Thunder = Zeus bowling. Plagues = God angry. Crops fail = kill goat.

The Anthropic Principle deletes all that. Because if the universe is stable enough for life, gods don’t get credit.

Your existence isn’t proof of divinity. It’s proof of probability. And in a multiverse, you’re just the lucky sperm that didn’t miss the egg.

🪦 VI. THE DARK HUMOR OF BEING

Every meme you scroll, every coffee you sip, every orgasm you chase -- all of it hangs on constants so fragile the universe could delete you with one decimal shift.

And entropy doesn’t care. The stars will dim. The atoms will rot. The lights will go black.

You won’t be remembered. You won’t be archived. You’ll just vanish like a fart in cosmic wind.

But hey - at least you got Wi-Fi while it lasted.

⚔️ VII. “IT IS WHAT IT IS” -- THE ULTIMATE COP-OUT

Why do we exist? Because we can. Why this universe? Because the others didn’t. Why life here? Because dead rocks don’t ask questions.

The Anthropic Principle is the universe handing you a blank fortune cookie, shrugging, and walking away.

And you keep eating anyway.

🐺 VIII. REMINDERS

Existence is less “God’s plan” and more “happy accident with bad management.”

You are the universe talking to itself through faulty Wi-Fi.

Déjà vu isn’t mystical. It’s your brain replaying the same chemical fart twice.

Your meaning crisis doesn’t matter. The void already muted you.

The fact you even can bitch about existence proves the Anthropic Principle — universes without bitchers never asked.

📌 CONCLUSION: EMBRACE THE SHRUG

Stop begging for beginnings. Stop hallucinating endings. You’re alive.

That’s the cosmic jackpot. That’s the only answer you get. That’s the only answer you need.

It is what it is.

And if that doesn’t terrify you, you’re either lying or asleep.

Reblog if “it is what it is” hits harder than scripture. Reblog if you’ve felt the weight of existence without the comfort of meaning. Reblog if you’re ready to stop searching for God and start writing in the middle.

🐺 Reminder: The Anthropic Principle doesn’t love you. It just didn’t kill you yet.

📢 For more scrolltrap doctrines that turn bedtime stories into existential horror: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

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