I HAD to talk about this bc I bout nearly CRASHED TF PUT OMFG IT PISSED ME OFF SO BAD
✨STOOOOOORRRYYYY TIIIIMMMMMMEEEE✨
OKKAAAYYYY so im taking out my dog right we usually go for a walk no matter the weather bc he has his needs plus he acts like a crackhead if I don’t😔
So I put on some layers grab my hand warmers put on his harness and things and we dip🙂↕️
We are like maybe 4 or 5 minutes into our walk and I see this lady yk walking like people do she didn’t have a dog or anything she was just outside maybe she was going home or sum idk🤷🏾♀️
So I literally see her realized she didn’t have a dog and kept walking (my dog gets really excited around other dogs and I’m small and get distracted so he tends to drag the shit out of me just to go say hi to it😔)
A couple seconds later I hear running and “EXCUSE ME!” I turn around and its the lady from literally 5 seconds ago
I tell my dog to sit and wait (bc he likes to jump on people) and mind you this lady looks like she’s in her mid 40’s with like either dirty blonde hair or brown hair I couldn’t tell
So she comes up to me and DEADASS says “That’s not your dog is it?” after much MUCH self control I said “Yes this is my dog I’ve had him for 5 years is there an issue?” She looks at my dog then looks at me then goes “Are you sure? He looks like he’s scared to be around you”
MIND YOU MY DOG IS LITERALLY SITTING NEXT TO ME HAPPY TO BE OUTSIDE AND WAITING FOR THIS BE OVER SO WE CAN CONTINUE OUR WALK
After mustering up even more self control I say “I don’t understand how you would know that considering you don’t live in the house we currently reside in” then she proceeds to try and get my dog to go to her making the kissing noises saying “come here boy” the works
My dog is protective btw he will let a stranger come up to me but as soon as he feels that I am threatened or am scared you best believe he will bite the shit out of you trust🙂↕️
So I’m like “ma’am can you stop you can’t pet him and he needs to continue his walk” and we’ve been outside for a little while and I don’t want his paws and butt to get cold so I’m trying to get this over with and leave
Then this lady looks me dead in the eyes and says “Why hasn’t ICE come to get you yet? You and your people don’t deserve pretty dogs like him” this bitch was smiling while she said this racist shit btw
Just like that too ALSO DISCLAIMER FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW I am Black/African American so the fact that she even said this is CRAZY but thats not even the best part
She then proceeds to try and SNATCH his leash out of my hands😃 She is SOOO lucky he barked and scared the shit out of her bc OUUU THE WAYYY I WOULD’VE ROCKED HER WORLD
So before the situation escalated even more I just tug his leash a little bit to let him know we’re leaving and we start walking home and she proceeded to follow me saying “I’m not done talking to you” then YELLS “I WILL CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM YOU KIDNAPPED THAT DOG” Bitch😃🔪
And with that my self control is near its limit so I turned around yell back since she wanna get loud “AND I WILL I CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME A TEENAGER SO GET THE FUCK ON”
Then I turn around to walk home again and she throws 😃 some 😃 fucking 😃 snow 😃 at me😃like it’s😃 some😃 fucking😃 holy😃 water😃
So I pull out my phone and call my mom who works for the government btw (not a police officer or anything like that) and tell her what’s happening over this crazy ho yelling and she tells me “just try to shake her off and if she doesn’t leave you alone I’m coming over there and you can put her hands on her if she touches you”
She follows me everywhere I go and and I was cold and so was blaze’s paws so I had to go to the house😔
I pull out my pepper spray (typing this now idk why I didn’t do it before🥹) as we get to the door to our building and open the door for blaze then I go in and she tried SHE REALLY TRIED to come in 😃
I said “Back up before I pepper spray you” she proceeds to come closer so I PROCEED to pepper spray her ass directly in the eyes then run into the house😌
But then she came in and banged on our neighbors door thinking it was mine and they called the police idk if she went to jail or anything tho
But that was my ✨storytimeeee✨ of meeting a Karen (if you wanna call her that) in the wild over idek fr🤗
This is for you thank you for reading☺️















