#straight joke

[mortalmab]

Guy trying to park a U-Haul trailer along a curb: am I straight?

Me: happy pride month, sir, it is not up to me to tell you your orientation, however, your wheels are aligned parallel to the curb

[artykyn]

Help I need that one specific comic that's like "Let me get this straight..." (grabs a person, presumed to be straight) "Okay please continue"

WHERE IS IT

[loudblonde]

Fun on omegle

So i was talking to a person in an omegle chatroom. I asked what their thoughts on genders were and they said that there was more then two genders. Which made me happy, random person on the internet knows there's more then two genders. Then they goes over to say that they are a straight male, and the only way I knew how to respond in that moment was, ´´You're straight? You should totally talk to my straight friend. Man i just love straight people.´´ Now, I'm not sure if this person knew what sarcasm was, or if it's my fault that they didn't know it was a joke. Beacuse this person got really mad and said all kinds of stupid things like, ´´You don't know what it feels like stop joking around.´´ etc. I just sat there like, ´´Do you even know how many times ive been told this, just say gay instead of straight.´´ I don't know if this person ever said something simuler to gay people. But it was fun to see how he reacted to something that happens to me alot. I don't mind straight people but when they say something like this i get a feeling that we aren't taken serius. So leason of the day, don't make fun of people who are different.

[wolf3223]

So I was driving with my brother and he knew the way, and was giving me directions. At the point where he knows that I know where we are, he says "hook a straight." Which was the wrong direction, so I turned the right way and hooked his arm with mine and honestly I'm so proud of myself for that joke

[stardustlvquotes]

Opera Rehearsal

*Small orchestra is gathered together to rehearse for an opera*

Director: We need to play this part more dramatic. This is where the girl kisses the guy.

1st Violinist: *Jokingly* Kiss? I didn't think it was that kind of opera. I'm out!

2nd Violinist: Yah. This is too straight for me!

Orchestra: *Laughs*

[queer-and-beloved]

straight people? in this economy?

[ruraltimeslesbian]

-My sister and I practicing her softball- Me: Can you straighten out these pitches some? I'm sick of diving in the dirt? Dany: -scowls- Should you really be telling me to straighten things out?

[smirls]

"yolo" he whispers as he takes in the d for the first time