#strala asks

[secretlyfantrolls]

☄ Gruant and Strala: what's your ideal type for flush and pitch? :3c

(Truth serum meme)

Gruant: “Hm. Well, someone smart or curious. It sounds shallow but I want them to be pretty too. Bonus points if they can benchpress me. Specifically for pitch, someone who’ll argue with me. That’s fun.

Strala: Я хочу, чтобы кто-то научил меня быть лучшим человеком, чем я, и покажу мне, как это сделать. Будьте нормальными. Я полагаю.

[secretlyfantrolls]

🎀🌹 Strala

🌹: What are weird things they start to do once they’ve developed a crush?

Stalking. Strala is completely socially maladapted and would think that’s just fine to learn about her new crush.

🎀: How do they make themselves look attractive for their significant other?

More frequent showers and laundry. She’d learn pretty quickly that showing up caked in animal blood doesn’t do much for  most people.

[secretlyfantrolls]

Damcha: What kind of guy do you like?, Strala: How do you feel about hemorebels?

“I-- Look, I had a crush on Gruant, isn’t that all you nEEd to know? ... Fine, I like guys who act tough but are rEEally big softies.”

“Psh. They ałł die ewentually, the empire sees to that. Łet them rot in their hołes łike they deserwe. Anyone vho puts themsełwes in harms vay deserwes it.”