#strangling mention

[torque-witch]

You ever play a video game where the MC gets strangled (non-seggually) by her male friend and then casually remember that you’ve also been strangled by TWO previous male friends? If I had a nickel for every time that happened, I’d have two nickels, which is pretty weird. Both of them were incredibly capable of killing me, but I guess because of female conditioning, I still forgave them. And was sad that one of them refused to speak to me again after realizing what he did. Weird, huh? (Years ago)

[literaphobe]

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think ur stupid? it took me until TODAY to realize that the last line in dream’s cum diss against george in mad verse city (‘i’m not corpse but i’ll leave you choken’) was about george choking on his dick and not… him spontaneously strangling george after getting his dick sucked. i finally understand why the whole thing is sexual

[lemonsweet]

I love dream meaning websites

[apuzzledprince]

i know the point of the "what your favorite character says about you" posts is generally to be scarily accurate, but my GOODNESS. most of the sun ones i see are like "you were the quiet, mature-for-your-age kid and now you fear doing anything childish, as it could potentially lead to you embarrassing yourself" or things like that and like??? they're so accurate that they're holding me by the throat and strangling the air from my lungs.

[spamton]

If I started tagging b*g B/ss as cc how many of you would strangle me

[lookoolah]

listen you have no idea how much i absolutely despise those fucking "if you don't reblog this your mom will die" posts because they are literally like a gift to my ocd like here, in case you were running out of rope to strangle her with

[incognitostunner]

And then trinity strangles him

[fandom-and-fanficlover-a-lot2005]

Does anyone wanna hear about the time I was almost strangled to death when I was 3