May 14, 2025
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Blue Prince” 🟦🤴📕 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 📜📰🗞️📊💹
Me: yeah whatever it's just another strategy roguelike.
5 minutes later: Dude I swear I just saw an eighth red letter in Herbert's safe.
My buddy Simon pacing: I think that the Red Guard's investigation into our mother's disappearance was a political manhunt organized by a militaristic ethnostate.