#straysaviorfaire

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TEXT: How is the squish belly

[Text] she confidently walked right off the bed 

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TEXT: How is the baby

[Text] nesting in ur mama’s shirt

[Text] only after trying to scale my leg while i was waitin for the microwave 

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straysavoirfaire said: TEXT: Dude u took forever I don’t even remember what I was gonna say

[Text] get ur memory checked old man omg

[Text] somethin super important came up

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TEXT: Jaaaames

[Text] shit kitty sorry I got busy last night

[Text] suuuup?

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Straysaviorfaire said:

TEXT: Lol at least it’s not the other pic

[Text] other bein the butt or

[Text] or another Kitten shot

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TEXT: [IMG: It's young, 14 year old Jason, much shorter and skinnier, wearing cargo pants, an armored shirt, and a leather jacket. His hair is a mop of curls around his face]

[Text] aaaaand saved

[shark-of-gotham]

That Cat Will Drown

It all happened so fast. One minute he was pouring a drink for himself the next his office was filling up with smoke.

“What the--”

And he was out cold for the next twenty minutes. When he woke he groggily sat himself up. Groaning, Shark glanced around trying to get his bearings on what just happened. It was when he realized something was missing did it finally click. Gritting his teeth, Warren forced himself up, using the table as leverage.

“Son of a bitch.” It was gone. That damn nine hundred thousand dollar statuette was gone. Now for him, nine hundred K wasn’t much--it was like throwing a quarter into a fountain to him. In fact he bought that thing as a joke. Hardly even liked the thing. What infuriated him was the fact that somebody managed to get past his security and knock him out cold.

They were gonna pay. Whoever stole that thing was going to pay with their head.

Pulling out his phone, Warren furiously dialed a private number and pressed the speaker to what was left of his right ear. He paced as it rang, becoming more and more furious the longer he had to wait. The moment the other party picked up he practically screamed into the microphone. 

“Some son of a bitch stole somethin’ from me and I am not gonna let them get away with it! I need you to hunt the bastard down and bring him to me! Whoever did this is gonna be turned to chum once I’m through with ‘em. You’ve got forty-eight hours to figure out who did this and so help me God...if you don’t bring them here I will personally put your head on a platter.”

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straysavoirfaire said: TEXT: Hope u like him with all his teeth knocked out cuz that’s what’s gonna happen if he doesn’t back off

[Text] still too early for thisssss

[Text] don't cha have something else to do that isn't threats this early on a Saturday??