Aug 6, 2015
Friend: "do you want the rest of my slushie?" Me: "no, not really..." Friend: *hands slushie to me anyways* Me: "what am I supposed to do with this?" Guy: *throws basketball near my head* *tries to flirt* Me: "if you throw that near my head one more time---" Guy: *does it again* Me: *throws slushie on the front of his white shirt and on his khaki pants* Guy: *looks like he pissed himself* *looks astonished that I actually did something about it* Me: don't fuck with me bruh *hands him the cup and walks away like a boss*