#strictly hypothetical

[bandsanitizer]

I think that the smart kid to tries to be funny adult pipeline is in that people want you around for being smart in school but then you’re done and you’re not actually that smart and then nobody wants you around so you be funny cos people like that but you’ll never be as funny as the person who was the funny kid from the get go

[enchantedbarnes]

Hypothetical Uncle Buck Fic Question:

Let's say I was to make another Uncle Buck blurb...

For Benji's mom is it annoying to just keep calling her "your sister" over and over again or do we like that it's along the same ambiguous insert lines like "y/n"?

Assign her a name

Continue with "your sister"

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This is all hypothetical of course 👀

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

Inon Zur is a goddamn musical genius. If I ever get my books written, he'd be at the top of the list for soundtrack choice for the movie adaptation.

[sneakingferocity]

@ fic writers: Say you wrote something where the pairing has been friends with kink benefits for like... three months and then they are out eating and realize they're accidentally on a date. How does that go? How would you write a first date like for two people who already know the hell out of each other?

[alienpapacy]

getting a raise

the average person: this will hopefully make paying bills a little easier

me, a capricorn: *the hook from Power by Kanye West plays ad infinitum*

[waitfiveminutes]

also your roommate drinks your juice and gets your ps3 controllers all greasy while you're gone

[origamiarmadillos]

This is strictly hypothetical, but IF I were to try online dating sometime in the future, what would be a good site to use?