#strider-jazz

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tasseledtail said: Hey. I care about you. AND I’M BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM SO THERE. But seriously, dear, that’s not important. You’re important, and how you feel is important. And I want you to feel better. *cuddles you*

You're Tass. Of course you're more important.

*Hugs back* Thank you, dear, it means a lot.

strider-jazz said: cool kid striders always here. cool kid strider bestows you the title of honorary cool kid. dont worry i believe in you one day youll write the sickest beats ever to cross paradox space and you will be a true 100% strider certified cool kid

Okay, strider-jazz is a god. Give him a hand. Because this message from strider-jazz is seriously the only thing that's made me smile and feel better all day. Thank you.

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strider-jazz said: everyone wants to be a coolkid like me that much is perfectly reasonable. but first you have to sound out some sick raps or all bets are off

...Dangit. I don't like raps.

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OMG WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING AWESOME THINGS ON MY POST

soundsmodestandatinybitsexy said: You deserve ALL the followers, darling, don’t ya know.

ALL 11 MILLION OF THEM?! ALL THE FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR?! ...Isn't there a limit of followers?!

elevendoctors said: do u believe in magic

omg that song

yes i do

mattsmithisabadger said: YOU ARE FAB

A FABRICATION?

CURSES

YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY CLEVER PLOY

strider-jazz said: #charm? #charm

Does that mean I get to be a coolkid like you? I wanna be a coolkid like you.

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strider-jazz said: If you’re trying to make something sweet, it’s easiest to boil it and reduce it down to something thicker. Makes a better syrup for Italian Ice.

So not only am I using the blood of my enemies on my cake, I'm boiling it first?

Awesome.

I hear the tears of their women makes a good thickener, too. I'll try these.

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strider-jazz said: wut no hussie died a long time ago. like, a really long time ago. i dont think he was ever alive even. hussie the man is an illusion.

...*Eyebrow raise*

...Then who's been writing the comic all these years???

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strider-jazz said: if you catch my drift ^_^

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strider-jazz said: ‘Sup

You sure there's not two of you, man?

acombustiblelemon said: I am so confused

...Oh. Mystery solved. You must have started following me and I didn't see. Okay.