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Maverick: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Iceman, quietly and with offense: My mother is a very lovely lady, actually.

Maverick: Oh, no I meant your father.

Iceman: Oh.

Icrman: Yeah makes sense, carry on.

#i don't know if this has been done #but it needs to be said #mav met ices dad extacly once #and he punched him #stright up #no introduction #no greeting #just mavs fist to his face #and then once he was on the ground a kick to the family jewels #ice was blushing and fell even more in love with his pocket wingman #he got a little worked up over seeing how protective mav was of him #and promptly took him back to their shared motel room to ravish him properly #heheh #pete maverick mitchell #top gun #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #maverick mitchell #iceman x maverick #that old man got what was coming to him #more specifically maverick mitchells fist to his geriatric face #top gun incorrect quotes

Y'all I just monologued in the tags of a post and it was exactly 30 tags like I didn't even know there was a tag limit but guess what Emmy gushy ass found it and it's 30

#fucking #absolutly wild yo #stright up #i need to go to bed lol

Macklemore has no flow this dude is ass

#no talent what so ever #stright up #you sound like there's a dick up yo ass

seriously feels like I'm slowly loosing control of my life. everything spinning outta control. Then I look at you and I forget my problems, everything that's happening in my life, you make me so happy. the happiest I've been in years. I was so lost until I met you. and I'm glad your in my life. I love you, but I still haven't told you.

#personal #who can't I tell you how I feel?#im a loser #Stright up