God is testing me, and I’m about to fail

| Sophie | 28 | Queer | Local idiot finally changes blog description after two years, more at 11. This blog is my bedroom and everyone's invited for a sleepover. I'm picking the movie though, it's my birthday. Hawks sideblog is hinadori-chan and Chilchuck sideblog is chilfucked. Robert/Dispatch sideblog is robertson5318008. I’m a slut for Keigo, Chil and Robert though, so heads up.

[catchymemes]

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[theadhdgoblin]

[inthetags]

reblog and tag a tag that you have blocked

[raisedinalab]

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

[omegaversereloaded]

Trapped in a island with the beatboxing puppy

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[maskedhatter]

I’m sorry, but the fact that Sebastian canonically traumatised Arthur Conan Doyle with the express purpose of making him write more Sherlock Holmes stories will never stop being the funniest thing in Black Butler

[causticgenerator]

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[courtesycalling]

[petrichormeraki]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[petrichormeraki]

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

[helloitsbees]

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[byjove]

cops love to say people died “in a drug deal gone wrong” and people who disappeared mysteriously “probably died in a drug deal gone wrong”

[byjove]

which is code for “we dgaf and think this person was a throwaway human. no time to investigate this, we’ve got traffic tickets to write”

[byjove]

“obviously this consistently legally gainfully employed 45 year old mother of 3 with no history of drug use or previous criminal convictions was killed moving bricks of coke in the gulf or something. classic signs of a drug deal gone wrong. no need to look for her body or scrutinize her former husband with a 20 year history of abuse, he passed a lie detector test.” is what a lot of cold case missing persons cases sound like

[byjove]

what the cops think everybody is up to all the time:

[blessphemy]

the thing about State Parks is they range from Pleasant Nothingburger #52 to The Tightest Shit You Ever Saw That Nobody's Heard Of

[blessphemy]

imagine randomly stumbling across Palouse Falls State Park in the middle of bugfuck nowhere single-lane highway and fields in every direction. it could happen to you. it happened to me.