one time, when i was in elementary school, there was this huge field day with games and stuff. well, i was a boss at the cake walk, and i won two huge plates of dark chocolate cupcakes. well, i was so excited that I decided to run outside to find the boy i had a crush on and see if he wanted one. well, when i spotted him, i started running really fast, and right when i made it to him, i tripped over a cable and fell. my face landed in the cupcakes. he laughed at me and walked away.
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one time in second grade, keep in mind this is pretty old back in the day, i was at recess and i had to pee but i had anxiety over asking to go inside early so i decided to hold it and i was at the far opposite corner of the blacktop and i was playing foursquare or some shit and waiting in line then all the sudden i just froze and the pee started coming and there was nothing i could do so i just let it happen. so i was just standing there frozen for the rest of recess and all my friends were like “whY ARENT u moving" so i told them and they were like all trying to be polite and cover for me but i was s0 embarrassed and the whole class knew and one of the girls went and got the teacher and she had to come over to me bc i still wouldn’t move and walk me inside to the school nurse.
hotmess times mann
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