Jul 2, 2017
Person: I think you ship them way too much, you need to chill.
Me: I think you don't mind your business way too much.
Person: ...
Me: Don't fuck with my ships.
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Person: I think you ship them way too much, you need to chill.
Me: I think you don't mind your business way too much.
Person: ...
Me: Don't fuck with my ships.
the reason we say "bless you" when someone sneezes is that, back in medieval times or whenever, people thought that when you sneezed, you could accidentally sneeze out part of your soul, and a demon or evil spirit could inhabit the space where your soul once was and thus possess you. therefore, they would say "bless you" to prevent this curse from happening.
but the part of the question that was never answered for me was, why sneezing? it's a powerful force and all that, but how does it expel your soul? what even is the soul, anyway, and where can you find it?
the only logical explanation for this is that to be able to sneeze out your soul, the soul must be stored in the nose.
and this is why lord voldemort doesn't have a nose.
Maybe fuck boys always find me and screw me over is cause I seem like a ~sweet girl~ but little do they know I'm the WRONG girl to fuck with and I will have a big smile on my face as I ruin your damn life :)
OFFENDED NOISES AS THE CREW WAS ON TWITTER AND NOBODY TOLD /ME/ ABOUT IT.
hmph
don't you find it a little backwards that a blog dedicated to female empowerment is titled "bow down bitches?" not only are you using the word bitch, but you're making it seem like you're better than everyone and they should bow to you
it's from a beyonce song about feminism calm the fuck down lmao
Mom (literally yelling): "I told you that you needed to take a shower an hour ago so you could be in bed by nine, now will that ever happen, NO, you won't get it done in 10 minutes!" Ah, yes mom, you're right. I can't get my shower done in 10 minutes. But I got it done in 6.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION THEY'RE NOT BUBBLEGUM POP MAYBE THEY WERE WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED BUT THEY'RE NOT ANYMORE SO BEFORE YOU NAKE ASSUMPTIONS GO LEARN THE FACTS
thetinyravioli replied to your post: im goign to make one for everyoine on my relations...
you mean hottie alert
if that were true i wouldnt need to hide the condoms now would i