#strwbrry

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

Not enough people talking about the fact ryland grace is canonically a fan of cats the musical. I cannot stop imagining grace absentmindedly humming the songs and rocky just rounds the corner, “Rocky not recognise this human music. Where from, question?” and won’t stop asking until grace finds Cats 1998 in the hail mary system

[malcolmandcheese]

ba-ba-ba-ba-berry shortcake

[strwbrry-cke]

It’s going live now 🥹 my Wattpad is @/strwbrry.slvt if you guys wanna read it

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

general word of advice if anyone is for whatever reason into me, i need you to be as subtle as a fucking brick or i will. not. say. anything. i went into a victoria’s secret with two hot girls from my class and did absolutely nothing. i fear i only have rizz when i know it wont automatically ruin every social interaction ever afterwards

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

this is probably niche as hell but i need someone out there to make a cover of The Day the World Turned Day-Glo about AI because i think it would go so hard

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

hmmm. haven’t watched over the garden wall in a while. experiencing a serious spooky whimsy deficiency rn

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

as a society i think we need to start ending our statements with “over” walkie-talkie style. like. struggle knowing when it’s your turn to talk? want to know when it’s socially acceptable to leave? just end all ur statements with “over,” simple as

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

“stop beating a dead horse!” my good sir i am in a stable surrounded by deceased equines that were but a moment ago viciously attacking me and keep resurrecting themselves at random tHIS IS RATHER NECESSARY