#strwbrry

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

general word of advice if anyone is for whatever reason into me, i need you to be as subtle as a fucking brick or i will. not. say. anything. i went into a victoria’s secret with two hot girls from my class and did absolutely nothing. i fear i only have rizz when i know it wont automatically ruin every social interaction ever afterwards

[malcolmandcheese]

ba-ba-ba-ba-berry shortcake

[strwbrry-cke]

It’s going live now 🥹 my Wattpad is @/strwbrry.slvt if you guys wanna read it

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

this is probably niche as hell but i need someone out there to make a cover of The Day the World Turned Day-Glo about AI because i think it would go so hard

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

hmmm. haven’t watched over the garden wall in a while. experiencing a serious spooky whimsy deficiency rn

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

as a society i think we need to start ending our statements with “over” walkie-talkie style. like. struggle knowing when it’s your turn to talk? want to know when it’s socially acceptable to leave? just end all ur statements with “over,” simple as

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

“stop beating a dead horse!” my good sir i am in a stable surrounded by deceased equines that were but a moment ago viciously attacking me and keep resurrecting themselves at random tHIS IS RATHER NECESSARY

[strawberryshortcakegyaru]

going through my playlists is so funny because it’s like, trashy pop playlist, obligatory theatre kid playlist, playlist of artist i like, that playlist i made while spiralling, cringe old playlist, cool 70s/80s rock, that other playlist i also made while spiralling, sad music, oh god why is it all sad music what is- oh wait here’s my electro swing playlist :D