Contains: Slight mentions of violence and murder, fluff and silliness
Characters: Alan, Carver, Stu, Erika
CW!! MDHM is an 18+ game, MDNI
Carver
Carver loves to ragebait people, but especially Alan, *since the boss won’t let them kill or seriously injure any of their coworkers. (*mind you this is also one of my headcanons) And Alan is the easiest coworker to ragebait.
Carver sets off Alan’s bear traps with sticks just to fuck with him, and threatens to find his Doe Eyes and “steal them”. Or tell them what Alan does for a living. Needless to say, Carver is one joking threat away from getting a hatchet handle shoved up his ass.
Carver’s name actually comes from what he does to his victims. I like to think that like Alan, he enjoys “the thrill of the hunt”, just in a different way. He likes to fuck with his victims and watch them become terrified and confused before he kills them. To him, it’s what really makes the job rewarding!
Alan
Alan is a loverboy at heart. That being said he’s also a manipulative bastard. But he means well, or as well as someone like him can mean.
He’ll bring you flowers he found in the woods, or shoplift something you really want or need anytime. He’ll come over at literally any point of day for any reason, only delaying if he has a job to take care of first.
He’ll also help you with any labor that needs done around the house, he’s pretty good at it. I like to think he built his own cabin, so he learned a good deal about house construction.
Lastly though- he doesn’t really cook a whole lot. He can make microwave meals, boxed food, stew and some soups, basic stuff. But it isn’t anything remarkable. Most of the time he just eats random shit from the convienence store.
Stu
Stuart! Our dear friend from high school. I think that much like Alan, he doesn’t cook much. The difference is it’s because Stu can’t. He’s the type of guy who could burn water easily. His mom tried to teach him, and MC may have as well! But it ended poorly. Please don’t ask this man to cook for you past a PB and J…
Stu can clean though! He does the laundry around the house, irons, cleans the kitchen and does the dishes. Non-culinary domestic labor has always come easily to him! Except in his own room. He’s the type of guy to clean your room while he’s at your house then go back to his cave downstairs which hasn’t been vaccuumed since 1969.
Lastly- he’d actually be a pretty decent dad! He has to get over some issues, but if he and mc were to have a kid, he’d be pretty Bandit Heeler coded. Willing to play with them and keep up with their antics most of the time, but still capable of being stern when it’s needed.
Erika
Erika my beloved!! First off- best cook of the group! I headcanon that she likes to eat “fancy food” but she doesn’t want to spend a shit ton of money on restaurants and what not so she learned to cook.
Good relationship with her parents, they support her wholeheartedly and she even picks their outfits sometimes! (I also like to think she has two gay dads. Idk why)
Shows affection with gifts and loves receiving gifts. Store bought is fine but she lovessss handmade items!! She’ll even display things you give her! So long as it matches the aesthetic (and if it doesn’t she finds a way for a new aesthetic to be born around it)
