#stuart stone

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

Have you seen Carl² (2005-2011)?

Yes

Partially

No, but I've heard of it

Never heard of it

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

[mikyapixie]

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝙱𝚞𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝟹𝟷 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝙱𝚂 𝙺𝚒𝚍𝚜!!!

[genevieveetguy]

- 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end. - Why?

Donnie Darko, Richard Kelly (2001)

[clemsfilmdiary]

The Boys Club (1996, John Fawcett)

2/24/24

[veryslowreader]

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain

Heavenly Bodies

[screenzealots]

"Vandits"

Perhaps there's a very small target audience out there that will discover this Canadian crime comedy and will find it funny, but the flimsy sight gags and lazy bathroom humor doesn't land on a universal scale.

Violent, vulgar, and stupid, director Stuart Stone‘s indie “Vandits” isn’t totally terrible, but it certainly isn’t any good. Perhaps there’s a very small target audience out there that will discover this Canadian crime comedy and will find it funny, but the flimsy sight gags and lazy bathroom humor doesn’t land on a universal scale. By setting his story on Christmas Eve, Stone (along with…

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[fearsmagazine]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrLTy7fkvsU)

Premiering and winning Best Horror Feature in front of a sold out crowd at the 2016 Toronto Independent Film Festival, The Haunted House on Kirby Road is leading the pack in a new and exciting genre of movie; “The Stoner Horror”. Executive produced and distributed by leading Canadian studio, Breakthrough Entertainment, and produced by 5’7 Films, the bloodcurdling and ghostly masterpiece leaves audiences reliving their worst nightmares.

The film revolves around six stoner teens who discover a viral video of a “real haunted house”. Realizing the house was in their local neighbourhood, the group set out on a classic haunted adventure. While trying to debunk the so called urban legend, the teens are also hoping for a little more action of their own. In other words, they thought they had the perfect plan; they were wrong.

The Haunted House on Kirby Road will be coming to iTunes for download-to-own on October 24th and to rent from October 24 to November 30th. Breakthrough Entertainment will soon be announcing broadcast and DVD release plans for this haunting tale.

[quotesnjunk]

Ronald: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.

Sean: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Ronald: Smurfette?

Sean: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.

Sean: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Ronald: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Sean: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?

Ronald: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.

Sean: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.

Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Ronald: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?