I don't know if any of you guys have horses, but I have three idiot children of my own, and today is one of my two days off a week from both jobs. Naturally, since it's heading into winter, I decide it's a good time to worm them.
Well, APPARENTLY worming makes the stud colt horny?? Did not anticipate this being a problem, as I worm them ~ 4 times a year and have never had an issue. I have one mare who hates wormer and so it's a two person job, and the other mare and their stud mind so little I can just walk up and worm them without halters.
So, grumpy mare gets worked up about wormer, stud and other mare are off hanging out about 30 feet away. Grumpy mare makes a noise, pulls back against the tie rope. This is exactly when the stud (who is usually very chill and hasn't even figured his job out yet despite coming 4) decides he's hornier than a motherfucker.
Guess who was standing in between a mare and a horny studcolt. Just guess.
Little idiot was not even thinking with his brain, came up out of nowhere showing off, whacked me in the arm with his hoof, mare reacted, HEADBUTTED ME IN THE FACE, and that's when I decided I clearly need to rethink worming time because the boy just had a sexual awakening involving restraints and medication.
Tl;Dr I look like I was mugged, and frankly I feel like it too.
Anyway she beat the shit out of him afterwards for being a menace so that was a little satisfying.
Next time I'll tie him because APPARENTLY the boy is kinky
