Fantasy elections: our AMS dream team
Unfortunately you don't get to chose your AMS candidates, but we've taken the time of assemble our dream team of AMS Execs.
President: Maximus Decimus Meridius
This is the AMS's 100th anniversary. The New SUB is opening(?). Tuition's going up. We need a visionary and a leader right about now.
Roman gladiator Maximus Decimus Meridius was robbed once of the throne, and should not be again. The Emperor we need, but not the one we deserve.
We felt Frank Underwood would have been timely and appropriate, but ultimately too obvious of a choice.
Vice-President, Academic and University Affairs: Stephen J. Toope
We always hear how UBC's governance structure is just too complex and filled with insiders for us to get anything done. Former UBC President Stephen J. Toope would have everything we need to make change happen.
Vice-President, Administration: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
With a proven track record of pulling the Russian Olympics together at the last moment, we think Vladimir Putin has what it takes to make the #NewSUB #NeverSUB open on time.
Vice-President, External: Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus
Transit is a key issue to students right about now and we need someone familiar with it. We trust The Magic School Bus's Ms. Frizzle to know what's what with the 99 B-Line.
Vice-President, Finance: Kevin O'Leary
We feel like the AMS faces some serious financial woes. We need a VP Finance who loves money enough not to want to spend it left and right. Kevin O'Leary, your time is now.