#stuff is wrong with me

[fleetwoodmouse]

I went to the fridge to get more wine and I knocked over a box of tacks and now my fridge is full of taxes, it's the Tea Party's worst nightmare, but I have wine but also ouch

[cityslackajobin]

Today at mcdonalds

Drive Thru person: Hi can i help you?

My brain within the next four seconds: What did he just say? Isn't he supposed to say "Hi, how are you?" then i respond with "good, how are you?" then he says "order whenever" and i do. You are not following the script, sir. You can't just skip half the scene and leave me hanging. Not cool.

My mouth after the four seconds: .....Yes