fleetwood mouse

face the facts, find the boy, join the group, stop the giant - just get out of these woods

[eviefyres]

[paramaline]

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

[vintage-tigre]

"Dreaming of the Blue Tiger" by Jester Pepita

[cenobite39]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I want to pet you like an animal...

[gothfiles]

[skybristle]

@march-of-the-moths

[cheerily-oscar-deactivated20260]

Me fr

[badassdemonsword]

[amnhnyc]

Another day, another doggy you can’t pet. Meet the dhole (Cuon alpinus). Found widely across parts of Asia from India to China to Indonesia, this social canid typically lives in groups of up to 12 individuals. Sometimes it even socializes with other groups of dholes to form “super packs” of more than 30 members! Teamwork enables these hunters to take down prey ten times their size. And unlike many other species of canid, dholes allow their pups to feed first on kills. Their diet includes pigs, deer, and buffalo.

Photo: mihail1981, iStock 

[headspace-hotel]

If I was an evil ecologist I would see if they could form hybrids with coyotes

[have-you-been-here]

Santa Clarita Valley, California, USA

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[sweaterkittensahoy]

the three genders

[parakavka]

(via ころすけ君 on X: “通〜せんぼ~ イヒヒ♡＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／イヒヒ♡ https://t.co/jrJUJExIv8” / X)

[kosmogrl]

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[lilu-the-horse]

when horses do the big doggie stretch and go allll the way down…

Yeag

[chestnut-horse-deactivated20260]

can I add to this?

[lilu-the-horse]

absolutely you can

[horsefigureoftheday]

If I may add

And let's not forget about

[1st-1]

[virtualgirladvance]

me and my [untranslatable] saw you from across the milky way

[keeloca]

There are mutuals I remember

all my life, though some have changed

Some their pictures, some their nicknames

Some have gone, and some remain

All these mutuals had their moments

with fandoms I loved and still can recall

Some are dozing, some are thriving

On my dash, I loved them all

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.