}!{ Misty, Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny and Jessie
"Muahahaha~! Our latest plan can't possibly fail!" Team Rocket, as always, was up to no good again. But this time, unlike all those other times, this one was a guaranteed win!
Jessie snickered as she unwrapped another lava cookie and bit into it. She, James, and Meowth had managed to get a whole case of these for half off. They were fake lava cookies, naturally, importing the real deal from Hoenn cost a pretty penny, but not that anyone in Kanto would know the difference!
The only issue was that they needed to be unwrapped first, as they were packaged as 'Magma Cookies'. Shoving them into some cheap packaging and upselling them, that was the scheme, though, unfortunately, it fell to Jessie to unwrap.
She crunched into another cookie. Even though she was technically eating her own stock, the case had well over a thousand cookies in it. Besides, it was mostly a reflex: after unwrapping a cookie, her natural reaction was to eat it.
Fortunately, she remembered to not do that for most of them, but the round, stuffed gut jutting out, free to the world, still gave clues as to how many she had munched on along the way. If it wasn't already exposed by her cropped top, that belly would have peeked through.
However, she hadn't even noticed. Jessie was feeling too victorious, too smart for her own good. And, as she took a bite out of another cookie, one black-gloved hand fell to her packed stomach, rubbing along its cookie-packed sides.
"Ohohoho~! It's so hard being the brains of the operation, but somebody's gotta do it!"