How to write a stupid (is there any other kind) carnist post:
Summon vegans with "dear (insert expletive/insult) vegans"
Proceed to make illogical claims about our disgestive functions and role in the food chain *as determined by the meat and dairy industries*.
Talk about how the abuse of animals is disregarded because "abuse" is only applicable to humans.
Interject unintelligible banter with "delicious dismembered buttocks of once sentient being" either preceded by "mmmm" or followed by "lol".
Continue to say that vegans support human suffering because they stand for animal rights.
Interject with story of how one can't go vegan because of some aunt who lives in the Arctic.
Make joke about how vegans will tell you that they're vegan. *Duh, do you really think we think highly enough of your intelligence to assume you're telepathic?*
Conclude by saying that since not every animal who has ever lived/lives/will ever live cannot be saved from dying by going vegan that the whole idea of animal rights is poppycock.
tag "vegan", "find the vegan", "vegans", "i like meat" "i like cheese".
Addendum: When a vegan reblogs with facts, either retreat into a volley of insults or start saying that things are acceptable because we've labeled it "animal agriculture" not "animal abuse" so everything is fine or ignore the person. Overlook obvious fallacies in original post and ignore contradictions.
Refuse to admit new information that challenges an idea that was never in one's own head.
