Things that would help me during this forced resting to wait for my back and legs to stop spasming:
A fainting couch
A butler to bring me tea and tasty little treats. I would, of course, summon the butler by ringing a silver bell.
A planned trip to the seaside.
Laudanum.
Speaking with the dark forces to negotiate a deal in order to get this malady removed. Not to be done while I’m under the influence of laudanum, obviously.













