#stupid nova

[nova-killed-liz]

I COOL WOULD IT BE TO BE NOTICED?!?!?!

[miraculous-martian]

Everything is a mess with my friends atm I don't know why I bother

[youreacactus]

literally spent the last 5 hours saying "good eye might" to an empty room

i laugh every time

[youreacactus]

im watching a yt video and it just froze on me and i whispered wretchedly, "noooo you cannot do that to me i created you"

[youreacactus]

today my pupils were apparently so dilated my friends were concerned that i was doing drugs

this is not even a joke　

[youreacactus]

so i wrote this song today

this incredible moving emotional song

it really made me see the world in a different light

i wrote it while i was doing something really arbitrary on the plane

i can't quite remember exactly how it went but it included the lines "i'm wrapping up my headphones / to give to the air stewardess / i think she's german / she has a nice face / oh my ipod's fallen / i'm going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive / to retrieve my ipod"

lyrical fucking genius

[youreacactus]

why the fuck am i not a professional footballer

i was kicking the football around and it was amazing cos it seemed so harmless

then it careered off to the other side of the room, hit the coke bottle on the dining table, then the glass of coke which was near my laptop and they both fell and spilt over the table

fuck who cares about david beckham

i'm fucking awesome

[youreacactus]

so

i just spent twenty minutes

behind the television

trying to fix the blu ray player so it'll play sherlock

and my brother videoed me talking to the blu ray player and the sky box and the wii console and the wires

and he keeps threatening to put it on facebook

gr8