Transphobe:They are going to find your bones and declare that you were a woman throughout your life!
Me: Don’t worry, mate. No one is going to bury my body. Instead, I’ll be sent off in the Viking way, placed on a boat drifting down the river, and they will shoot it with fiery arrows from afar. Afterwards, my ashes will either sink or be carried over a waterfall. And then, whoever is adventurous enough to find my remains can say whatever they please.











